I hate it when stupid quizzes turn out to be rather accurate. @__@
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
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You Know You're From Sydney When...
You make over $100,000 AU and still can't afford a house.
You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it.
You order organic fruit and vegies online, but eat out every night anyway.
You spent more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.
You spend $200+ for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour/beachviews and European appliances; and then spend a total of 40 hours each week there (37 of which you are sleeping).
You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to where you managed to park the car the night before.
You spend 30 minutes in a traffic jam next to a car with more power to its speakers than its wheels.
You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address.
You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key...but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.
Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he moved to Australia.
Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings but none are visible.
You can't remember....is dope illegal?
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Italian, French or building your own website.
A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus. You don't notice.
A woman with live poultry gets onto the bus. You don't notice.
You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney (but then, they are Swiss/Thai/Brazilian).
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight.... and your Avon Lady is a drag queen
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
Your boss runs in "The City to Surf"... it's the first time you have seen him/her nude.
You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the North Shore.
You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
You couldn't figure out how to drive to Sydney Tower if your life depended on it.
You meet friends for coffee at 1am at your local Netcafe / Laundramat /Bookstore / Bar / Alternative healing centre and go for drinks and pool at nine in the morning.
You go out each Saturday for breakfast and the paper...at 3pm.
Your shiatsu therapist is headhunted by an Internet Startup and your accountant becomes an actor.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Sydney.
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You Know You're From Hong Kong When...
You go to Chinese restaurants to yum cha every day.
You go to concerts more that going to church.
Your backpack weighed more than 40 pounds since primary school.
You love to put stickers with Chinese phrases on your car.
Your regular slang includes: pk and dnlm.
You love the number "8" (bak).
You have a pager.
You wear a pair of oval-shaped glasses even though you don't need one.
You call your secondary male teachers AH-SIR.
You call your secondary female teachers MISSE.
You wear designer clothes.
You wished to join RHKPD when you were young.
You had at least one nick name throughout your primary and secondary school.
You are proud of your nationality - BDTC/BNO.
You could drink alcoholic beverages LEGALLY when you are 18.
You like to drive Japanese/European cars but not American.
You know what "Form One Jai" means.
You don't call lottery as "lotto." You call it "Mark Six" instead.
You are so "inch" (tsoon).
You pretend you know Mandarin even though you DON'T.
You only use the word "toilet," you never use the words "bathroom," or "restroom."
You started singing karaoke when you were five.
You drive an Integra.
You are an expert in MJ.
You tip only 10% in Hong Kong.
You prefer Sony or Aiwa.
You have more than 30 cousins.
You know what this means: hem ga chan.
Ancient HKers call police as "Green Clothes."
You don't know much about the "Basic Law."
You can't tell the difference between "Welcome" and "Wellcome."
You have many many credit cards.
You usually have more than two DVD players at home.
You love to wear famous brand clothes: DKNY, Versace, Chanel, Polo, etc.
You love to gossip about HK entertainment.
You like discos.
You watch both "Chinese" or "American" movies more than any other nationalities in the world.
When you say "how are you" in Mandarin, you are actually saying some bad words.
You never "french kiss" in the public.
You speak Cantonese loudly although there are many Americans around.
You only carry the latest cellular phone.
12am is too early for you to sleep.
12pm is too early for you to wake up.
You never study until the day before the quiz.
You like to skate.
You play badminton.
You drink vita soy drink.
You wear Seiko and Citizen.
You eat instant noodles too much.
You are majoring in engineering or business management.
You read "tsing tao" instead of "world journal" or "china press."
You like to use Chinese slang.
You don't wear shorts in summers.
You never order appetizers at a restaurant.
You wear long sleeves in summer.
Your Chinese handwriting really sucks.
You nick a lot of McDonalds' napkins.
You ask for extra coffee in McDonalds.
You build a mountain of salad when you eat in Pizza Hut.
Your stationeries are full of your favorite cartoon character.
Your school bag cost well over $1000 dollars and is made of real leather.
You are known by your foreign friends as somebody who knew martial arts since birth.
You also have a collection of robot models, built or yet to be built.
You call Lexus cars "Luss-us" instead or "Lex-us."
If someone buys ANYTHING, you brag about how its cheaper in Hong Kong.
You've bragged about the Hong Kong airport at least once.
You call bus "bah see."
You call cheese "chee see."
You call Mercedes Benz cars "Benz- see."
You see everyone around you with SARS protection mask!
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Hong Kong.
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XDDDD l.m.a.o. hehe, most of them don't apply to me, but go the vita soy drink! *drinks one daily* *____*
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Your #1 Match: INFP
The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
Your #2 Match: INTP
The Thinker
You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.
Your #3 Match: ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
Your #4 Match: ENTP
The Visionary
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.
You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.
Your #5 Match: ISFP
The Artist
You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.
You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.
What's Your Personality Type?
Haha, this one is kinda funny. xDD
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Your Linguistic Profile:
40% General American English
35% Yankee
20% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
o___O I don't know what this is meant to mean, but the test was funny..i never even heard of some terms @___@;;
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American Cities That Best Fit You:
55% Atlanta
55% Boston
55% Honolulu
55% Philadelphia
55% Washington, DC
Which American Cities Best Fit You?
x_< Someone scored me wrong...@___@;;;;
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You Know You're Chinese When....
You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
You eat all meals in the kitchen.
You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
You always leave your shoes at the door.
You have a piano in your living room.
You twirl your pen around your fingers.
Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
You've eaten a red bean Popsicle.
You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
Ditto for paper napkins.
You never order room service.
You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID).
Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
You don't use measuring cups.
You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Your parents' house is always cold.
You have a teacup with a cover on it.
You reuse teabags.
Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more.
You're a wok user.
You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.
You have acquired a taste for bittermelon.
You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh.
You never call your parents just to say hi.
You always cook too much.
If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight.
Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air.
Your parents never go to the movies.
Your parents send money to their relatives in China.
You use a face cloth.
Your parents use a clothes line.
You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.
You've joined a CD club at least once.
You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
Your parents are never happy with your grades.
You keep most of your money in a savings account.
You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.
Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you.
You love to go to $1.75 movies.
You love to go to $1.50 movies even more.
You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant.
You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
Someone in your family drives a Honda... with custom rims.
You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging from your rear-view mirror.
You like to eat chicken feet.
You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer.
You can get a buzz on Coors O'Douls or Miller Sharps.
You look like you are eighteen.
You only buy used cars.
You have more than five remotes in your house.
You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more.
You can't bear to throw things away.
Your dad washes his hair four times a day, or never at all.
Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade.
Your parents (or some other close relative) own a grocery store or restaurant.
You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.
You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate.
You've never seen your parents hug.
Your grandmother lives with you and your family.
You never order desserts at restaurants.
You always have water when dining out.
You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently.
You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
You love to play mah jong.
You have to read all your parents' mail written in English.
You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents.
You hate eating cheese.
You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house.
Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants.
White people look at you strangely if you tell them you are Buddhist.
You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food.
You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings.
You never made the school football or basketball team.
You have two middle initials instead of one.
You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen.
Your mother made you peel water chestnuts and snow peas.
You have an lonely unmarried relative who frequently drops by during dinner time.
You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions.
You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives.
You cut your own hair… or had someone in your family do it.
Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth… especially in front.
You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times.
You know what the term "lemon" or a "banana" means.
You only have to shave every other day (maybe).
You wash and reuse ziplock bags.
You know at least three people named Alan Wong.
You never drank milk after eating cherries.
Your parents collect jade jewelry.
You always drink tea after a meal.
Your dad owns at least one bird.
Your parents grow vegetables in a garden.
You use doilies to decorate your furniture.
Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers.
You're proud to be Chinese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Chinese friends!
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You can't believe how many of these are actually true XDDDDDDD