ASDJAGKJH WOULD YOU FRICKIN' BELIEVE THAT I WAS BUSY FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS?!? ASDKJH SUMMER = BUSY IS WHUT NOW?!? FO REALZ?!
AND THESE FREQUENT BLACK-OUTS MAKE ME WANNA HURT SOMEONE. UGHHHH. DAMN IT MAN.
Here. My dares. I've been putting it off like hell.
I DARE YOU TO MAKE A MOE POST ABOUT RUSSIA AND VODKA AND THE ITALY BROTHERS!!!! by
cakefrost not entirely sure how to be MOE, but asdkjh I'll try. A-and if you are a MOE master...pleased to be teaching me the ways of MOE? Hahah!
Nyaaaaann I totally love you Russia!!! You and your sadistic nature hidden in such an innocent face. Ahhhhh how you just scare the shit of people with that face/aura/whatever of yours is just soooo adorable. ILU RUSSIAAAA~~~ Oh and the vodka~ Mmmm, vodka. Vodka + Russia = Mmmmmm :D
Not just Russia but I secretlyseriously love the Italy brothers too! Them and their...erogenous curl (LOL), ahhh the brothers are so adorable and nyaaannnn I wanna cuddle them both. And wheee, Italy brothers with Spain and Germany is just sooo *A*
/moe *dies*
I dare you to write Russia drabble that starts with "Once upon a time..." >8D by
tininess I swear I've never written any story/fic since...forever. Oh snap and I think I'm not giving justice to Russia at all T_T Ahhh shit, is this even a drabble?!? A-and excuse the grammar/story/everything.
Once upon a time...the world was in danger. Countries were buried in debts, the people were in chaos, and not to mention...Mother is fighting back.
But, there was this one country who was spared from such a catastrophe. Only he can save all of humanity and redeem them from this tumulus tragedy.
Unfortunately, it wasn't America. He was the buried in all this stuff. Who can save them? Who can redeem them all??
Russia. Yes, it was Russia! There Russia stood among the darkness like a ray of shining light. Finally, the world is saved the other countries thought. Truth be told, he did save the other countries! By his strong, big-boned body he saved them all from their misery. Yes, the world is finally safe...or so they think.
Underneath it all, Russia wanted every country to belong to him. He helped them, he wanted them all. Every single country. For methods that even the devil couldn't assume, he made the countries belong to him.
Months passed and the world belonged to Russia. It was his - the whole Earth. But suddenly, chaos has sprang up again and everything faded from his hands. Literally...
When everything had vanished he heard a ring. A continuous ring - it wouldn't stop. Before he knew it. He was awake. It was all a dream. A product of the subconscious. Nothing more nothing less. Turning off his alarm clock he said, "Someday...everyone will be one with Russia." He got of from bed with an evil smile painted across his face.
asdfhajklsdh *dies*
Will srsly update later.