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I'm watching King Kong.
What. the FUCK is with the freakyass zombie native folk of Skull Island?? Srsly. Creepiest zombies EVER.
Also, I liked this part:
CAPTAIN: Douse the lights!
CREW GUY: *turns off a single light*
JILLION OTHER LIGHTS: *still blazing*
No, really. I can't get over how scary the island people are. Where did their irises go?
Oh, and Adrian Brody without a shirt is HOT.
I must say, I kinda think that if Carl Denham got stomped by stampeding long-necks, he would kinda have deserved it.
...Damn, that is one huge dino pile-up. And those raptor-things are NASTY. Like reptilian chihuahuas.
Aww, I want a grumpy ginormous ape. So grouchy.
KONG: *drops Ann on the ground*
ANN: *is unconscious*
KONG: Yo.
ANN: *still unconscious*
KONG: *poke* Get up.
ANN: I'm out, dude.
KONG: Well, DAMN. Killed another one. *drowns his sorrows in a bamboo shoot*
NO, KONG. DON'T KILL HAYES! DAMMIT. I liked him.
OH MY GOD GIANT BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Does Ann EVER get a break? No, I'm really asking. What the hell, T-Rex. Give her a chance to catch her breath. Ha. I love how Kong totally plays hackeysack with her.
Holy crap. He ate his tongue. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
I love it when Kong laughs. Like a jolly old...jolly thing.
Hee.
KONG: *has just killed the t-rexes*
ANN: *stares at him like he's God*
KONG: *ignore*
ANN: *still staring*
KONG: You've caused me a lot of trouble, missy.
No. The bugs are returning. NO. WHAT THE FUCK?? SCUM WORMS???? NOOOOOOO LUMPY!
Hey. Jack is being attacked by gigantic wetas.
Aww, poor depressed Kong. I want to hug him.
...Okay, what is wrong with this island? Everything on it is so disgusting and creepy and nasty. Kong is the most inviting inhabitant in the whole place, including the humanoids.
Carl needs to die. The ASS.
Oh, yeah. Nice job with the harpoon to the arm, Skipper. That didn't enrage him at all.
Dammit. I'm crying as Kong falls asleep from the chloraform because I know he dies later.
Haha.
CARL: *to audience* I am touching...the Beast.
KONG: I feel so dirty.
Aww, I love the part where they're skating. They're so happy.
Dammit, Carl. You should've left him where he belonged.
Good, I'm GLAD he took out those planes. I am bawling my eyes out right now. I hope he squished some army people when he fell, too.
I seriously just BAWLED all over my mother. I rarely ever cry at movies.
What. the FUCK is with the freakyass zombie native folk of Skull Island?? Srsly. Creepiest zombies EVER.
Also, I liked this part:
CAPTAIN: Douse the lights!
CREW GUY: *turns off a single light*
JILLION OTHER LIGHTS: *still blazing*
No, really. I can't get over how scary the island people are. Where did their irises go?
Oh, and Adrian Brody without a shirt is HOT.
I must say, I kinda think that if Carl Denham got stomped by stampeding long-necks, he would kinda have deserved it.
...Damn, that is one huge dino pile-up. And those raptor-things are NASTY. Like reptilian chihuahuas.
Aww, I want a grumpy ginormous ape. So grouchy.
KONG: *drops Ann on the ground*
ANN: *is unconscious*
KONG: Yo.
ANN: *still unconscious*
KONG: *poke* Get up.
ANN: I'm out, dude.
KONG: Well, DAMN. Killed another one. *drowns his sorrows in a bamboo shoot*
NO, KONG. DON'T KILL HAYES! DAMMIT. I liked him.
OH MY GOD GIANT BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Does Ann EVER get a break? No, I'm really asking. What the hell, T-Rex. Give her a chance to catch her breath. Ha. I love how Kong totally plays hackeysack with her.
Holy crap. He ate his tongue. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
I love it when Kong laughs. Like a jolly old...jolly thing.
Hee.
KONG: *has just killed the t-rexes*
ANN: *stares at him like he's God*
KONG: *ignore*
ANN: *still staring*
KONG: You've caused me a lot of trouble, missy.
No. The bugs are returning. NO. WHAT THE FUCK?? SCUM WORMS???? NOOOOOOO LUMPY!
Hey. Jack is being attacked by gigantic wetas.
Aww, poor depressed Kong. I want to hug him.
...Okay, what is wrong with this island? Everything on it is so disgusting and creepy and nasty. Kong is the most inviting inhabitant in the whole place, including the humanoids.
Carl needs to die. The ASS.
Oh, yeah. Nice job with the harpoon to the arm, Skipper. That didn't enrage him at all.
Dammit. I'm crying as Kong falls asleep from the chloraform because I know he dies later.
Haha.
CARL: *to audience* I am touching...the Beast.
KONG: I feel so dirty.
Aww, I love the part where they're skating. They're so happy.
Dammit, Carl. You should've left him where he belonged.
Good, I'm GLAD he took out those planes. I am bawling my eyes out right now. I hope he squished some army people when he fell, too.
I seriously just BAWLED all over my mother. I rarely ever cry at movies.