sleepover @ gary's
One particular interesting thing that happened to me last Wednesday night / Thursday morning...
Gary had a little get together shindig thing at his house. He provided his guests with alcohol (beer, jello shots, regular straight vodka shots and Smirnoff), but no food, because hes a genious, and only geniouses get wasted on an empty stomach. And if u were wondering, yes, he puked his brains out. Anyway...
~Kelly got drunk for the first time in a while. Haha shes so funny when shes gone.
~Mike got drunk too. Ever since he started hanging out with us, he's become more... how do you say... relaxed? Mike, you changed man, but it's for the better.
~I DRANK believe it or not. I didn't get drunk, but I deffinatly felt buzzed, and a little nauscious. Ok, maybe I was drunk, but it wore off fast.
~Jenny drank, but was like me.
~Krystina drank, and she seemed sober, until she ran into a car, or so I heard.
~Steph got drunk and had to be carried out to the car.
~There was Kristin who drank from 2 different bottles at once.
~Tom drank and didnt stop.
everyone drank. (lol I could have just said that).
Whatever. Where was I??? Oh yeah. So we all slept over Gary's that night. My mom thought I was at Krystina's. Jenny's mom thought she was at Krystina's. Kelly's mom thought she was at Jenny's. Krystina's mom thought she was at Kelly's and Kristin's mom thought she was at Jenny's. I was the only person who came prepared since I was going to sleep there, so I brought over my pillow and blanket, which managed to provide comfort and warmth to about 9 people.
Tom wouldn't sleep and was getting restless and crazy and loud and it was like 3am. I was wide awake (and so was everyone else) and Jenny deffinatly proved she wasn't sleeping, by throwing him against a wall and then kicking him in the ribs! Haha! Sorry Tom, but I had to add that. If u were sober you'd laugh too. Haha Jenny, I love that girl<3
Prior to that incident, Jen, Krystina, Andrew and I were starving. Jenny and Krystina, at like 1:30am, got McDonalds while I provided comfort to Gary who was curled up into a ball, ready to explode with barf. When they came back, Andrew, Jenny, and I ate our fries and stuffed the small ones no one ever eats between Tom's toes (at the time he was sleeping, but that woke him up).
The best part was that once us 3 looked over at Krystina -who kind of isolated herself with her own food- we noticed she fell asleep with a fry dangling from her mouth and her hand in her food!! Haha we took a picture ofcourse.
Andrew stole a Sharpie marker from Gary and drew penises on Tom's feet and lines on his face. I honestly don't know how they came off in the morning, cuz when he woke up, they weren't there. It was magic I guess. Haha get it? Magic marker? Oh come on thats funny!
So Gary up-chucked his insides and had assorted colors (pink green and blue) from the Jello shots. Jenny, Andrew and I cleaned him up and helped him to bed.
All of a sudden in the kitchen, I heard a beer can crunch, and I ran and saw TOM DRINKING YET ANOTHER BEER! Haha he woke up and drank some more. Lol crazy kid.
Once everyone settled down, it was about 4am, and in the futon was (from left to right) Jenny, Mike, me, Krystina and Kelly. Krystina's butt was lodged up on my hip, when all of a sudden, MY HIP VIBRATED AND I HEARD A MASSIVE FOG-HORN SOUND! ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE STEPPED ON A GOOSE OR SOMETHING!!!!! Haha Krystina let one rip right on my leg. Everyone on the bed couldn't breathe from laughing so damn hard!!!! Then, out of no where, Jenny says, "Yeah, I can do that! listen! No really, listen!!" and she farted sooo loud! Hahahah omG my friends are so funny! Haha thats when Mike said, "Alright I'm getting outta here" and he dodged out of bed right in time to avoid Jenny's second fart!! Hahah o man.
I think that, and Krystina's french fry sleeping incident were the high-lights of the year so far. Man o man, I crack up just thinking about that night...
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Gary had a little get together shindig thing at his house. He provided his guests with alcohol (beer, jello shots, regular straight vodka shots and Smirnoff), but no food, because hes a genious, and only geniouses get wasted on an empty stomach. And if u were wondering, yes, he puked his brains out. Anyway...
~Kelly got drunk for the first time in a while. Haha shes so funny when shes gone.
~Mike got drunk too. Ever since he started hanging out with us, he's become more... how do you say... relaxed? Mike, you changed man, but it's for the better.
~I DRANK believe it or not. I didn't get drunk, but I deffinatly felt buzzed, and a little nauscious. Ok, maybe I was drunk, but it wore off fast.
~Jenny drank, but was like me.
~Krystina drank, and she seemed sober, until she ran into a car, or so I heard.
~Steph got drunk and had to be carried out to the car.
~There was Kristin who drank from 2 different bottles at once.
~Tom drank and didnt stop.
everyone drank. (lol I could have just said that).
Whatever. Where was I??? Oh yeah. So we all slept over Gary's that night. My mom thought I was at Krystina's. Jenny's mom thought she was at Krystina's. Kelly's mom thought she was at Jenny's. Krystina's mom thought she was at Kelly's and Kristin's mom thought she was at Jenny's. I was the only person who came prepared since I was going to sleep there, so I brought over my pillow and blanket, which managed to provide comfort and warmth to about 9 people.
Tom wouldn't sleep and was getting restless and crazy and loud and it was like 3am. I was wide awake (and so was everyone else) and Jenny deffinatly proved she wasn't sleeping, by throwing him against a wall and then kicking him in the ribs! Haha! Sorry Tom, but I had to add that. If u were sober you'd laugh too. Haha Jenny, I love that girl<3
Prior to that incident, Jen, Krystina, Andrew and I were starving. Jenny and Krystina, at like 1:30am, got McDonalds while I provided comfort to Gary who was curled up into a ball, ready to explode with barf. When they came back, Andrew, Jenny, and I ate our fries and stuffed the small ones no one ever eats between Tom's toes (at the time he was sleeping, but that woke him up).
The best part was that once us 3 looked over at Krystina -who kind of isolated herself with her own food- we noticed she fell asleep with a fry dangling from her mouth and her hand in her food!! Haha we took a picture ofcourse.
Andrew stole a Sharpie marker from Gary and drew penises on Tom's feet and lines on his face. I honestly don't know how they came off in the morning, cuz when he woke up, they weren't there. It was magic I guess. Haha get it? Magic marker? Oh come on thats funny!
So Gary up-chucked his insides and had assorted colors (pink green and blue) from the Jello shots. Jenny, Andrew and I cleaned him up and helped him to bed.
All of a sudden in the kitchen, I heard a beer can crunch, and I ran and saw TOM DRINKING YET ANOTHER BEER! Haha he woke up and drank some more. Lol crazy kid.
Once everyone settled down, it was about 4am, and in the futon was (from left to right) Jenny, Mike, me, Krystina and Kelly. Krystina's butt was lodged up on my hip, when all of a sudden, MY HIP VIBRATED AND I HEARD A MASSIVE FOG-HORN SOUND! ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE STEPPED ON A GOOSE OR SOMETHING!!!!! Haha Krystina let one rip right on my leg. Everyone on the bed couldn't breathe from laughing so damn hard!!!! Then, out of no where, Jenny says, "Yeah, I can do that! listen! No really, listen!!" and she farted sooo loud! Hahahah omG my friends are so funny! Haha thats when Mike said, "Alright I'm getting outta here" and he dodged out of bed right in time to avoid Jenny's second fart!! Hahah o man.
I think that, and Krystina's french fry sleeping incident were the high-lights of the year so far. Man o man, I crack up just thinking about that night...
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