4th Wall - [Action/ Voice]

[koko_ni_iru]

 [Soushi is sitting on a rock by the lake closest to the village. One leg is stretched out before him, the other is folded so that its knee was level with his chest, with an arm braced atop the knee. His gaze, although fixed over the expanse of the mostly frozen lake, was distant with a faintly forlorn air about it. But perhaps you might first

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[lastzebesian]

[Have a large, jet black dragon-creature thing perched on a building above you. He seems to be sipping from a very large wine glass. Also he speaks in a posh British accent.]

Oh absolutely. Quite an experiment gone wrong, I might say, old bean. [A snooty chuckle.]

[koko_ni_iru]

[Er... there aren't any buildings around so would a really LARGE tree or the ground behind Soushi do? Anyway, as soon as you start speaking he'll turn to you.

...The only reason he wasn't backing away is because he'd fall into the lake if he does. But you might notice that any traces of exhaustion are gone, replaced by wariness.]

...Who are you? [He would have noticed... someone like that around. Or was this a part of this latest experiment?]

[lastzebesian]

General Ridley, my boy! Famous Space Pirate, wot wot. [He carefully produces a large pipe to smoke from.]

[koko_ni_iru]

...A New Feather then?

[...Only, he sees no wings. ...And where did that come from?]

[lastzebesian]

New feather? No, indeed, nothing of the sort! I'm here on holiday. For the hunt.

[koko_ni_iru]

...DO you know where you are then?

[lastzebesian]

Of course I do, sport. I'm on the Luceti Hunting Grounds. [And from nowhere he pulls out a blunderbuss appropriate to his size.] And you're in season.

[koko_ni_iru]

[Will snatch up his journal and bolt in the direction of the village. Thank god there're lots of trees in the forest. Trees he can use as shields while running fullout in a zig-zag pattern towards safety.

He may be physically defenseless, but he does have a mind used to strategising.]

[lastzebesian]

Ha HA ha ha! Run my little rabbit, but General Ridley always gets his prize! [He starts sprinting after him, not even bothering to use his wings. Whenever he gets a chance, he fires a blunderbuss that fires off rounds with the explosive power of hand grenades.]

[koko_ni_iru]

[Will dodge and duck the best he can. Small scrapes, cuts and nicks dodn't matter, just as long as he can keep on moving.]

Your privacy mode won't let me reply to PMs

[lastzebesian]

Aha ha ha ha! Exhilarating! [The shots continue to fly in his direction, but now things are taken up a notch as the hunter pirate begins making large bounds, clutching to one tree with his talons, and jumping from one to another.]

I'm sorry I thought I fixed it. D:

[koko_ni_iru]

[ASDFGHJKL-- Is that the village? Soushi will dash over the village-forest border and collapse onto his knees once he's among people, panting harshly.]

Well, feel free to do what you like!

[lastzebesian]

Tsk tsk tsk, I've caught up with you, little fox. Time to finish it, wot? [Ridley stands over him with his gun pointed straight at him.]

[mydearapplepie]

[SUDDENLY, APPLE PIE OUT OF NOWHERE THROWN AT RIDLEY.]

[lastzebesian]

[Ridley lowers the blunderbuss and stands there in shock. Wait, where's the letter that comes with it?

[mydearapplepie]

[On the plate on the table that is also now coming over towards Ridley. The fork and knife are there too!]