This is my amazing new religion.

[koko_moe]

 This is my amazing new religion, and I am helping you understand it through our SIMPLIFIED form of the philosophy of Spiritualism, because the unsimplified form is even sometimes difficult for me to comprehend. If any of you are really interested in Spiritualism, then tell me and I'll bring you to my church in Watertown. Its called The Greater Boston Church of Spiritualism. Services are Sundays from 230-430pm.  All you need to bring is an open mind and heart!

SIMPLIFIED FORM
 of THE PHILOSOPHY OF SPIRITUALISM

1. 
   We believe in God.
   
   
2. 
   We believe that God is expressed through all Nature.
   
   
3. 
   True religion is living in obedience to Nature's Laws.
   
   
4. 
   We never die.
   
   
5. 
   Spiritualism proves that we can talk with people in the Spirit World.
   
   
6. 
   Be kind, do good, and others will do likewise.
   
   
7. 
   We bring unhappiness to ourselves by the errors we make and we will be happy if we obey the laws of life.
   
   
8. 
   Everyday is a new beginning.
   
   
9. 
   Prophecy and healing are expressions of God.