oooooh dear....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I bought porn for caferene (10 points). Last Sunday I broke icarus_malfoy's X-Box (-12 points). In May I pushed mandahfx in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, alliesonb (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4693 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kokielena