Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

Sep 19, 2007 20:08

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 10 2008, 05:54:21 UTC
Okay, this is anon's first try at a male-female-male threesome with NO GAY. As a result, anon kind of thinks it sucks and hopes someone else can do better. A-also, lame, clichéd ending is lame and clichéd.

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Olette is a nice, normal girl. A bit studious, a bit of a tomboy, but relatively normal.

So when Roxas shows up at her door, she welcomes him in with a nice, normal smile and a friendly hug, considering his kicked-puppy expression. He’s been wearing it a lot lately, and she doesn’t really like that, so she offers to make him one of her fruit smoothies. He smiles and accepts.

In the middle of making it, the doorbell rings again. Roxas answers it; Olette can hear the door open, and then-

“What are you doing here?!”

Olette hears heavy footsteps, and then Seifer stands in the doorway. He smirks.

“Hey babe.”

“I don’t drool,” Olette points out, a little annoyed with him. More than a little; he’s disrupted everything. Roxas is glaring - at least he doesn’t look like someone shot his pet dog - and now Olette has to explain and-

The smoothie is done. She pours out three cups - Seifer’s is the least full, because Olette is a little more than a little annoyed with him - and hands the boys theirs. Roxas is still glaring. Seifer is still smirking.

She argues with Seifer, unfortunately ignoring Roxas a little. Seifer leans in to kiss her.

Roxas looks at her like she just shot his pet dog, and drowned kittens too. Olette opens her mouth to explain-

And Seifer practically pushes Roxas into her lap, into a kiss.

They both gape like fish. It’s not very sexual, or very attractive, or even very pleasant. Seifer laughs, and Roxas tilts his head.

And then, suddenly, it is sexual and attractive and pleasant. She almost forgets Seifer, she’s so caught up in this kiss.

And then Seifer pulls Roxas off, by the hair no less. Roxas kicks him, and Olette shoots Seifer an annoyed look. Seifer shrugs, not at all apologetic, and Roxas kicks him again for good measure.

Somehow, things go from there. Olette figures it’s because Seifer is determined to get laid - he hasn’t given her any other reasoning - and may have figured out that the only chance he has of her not chasing him off is sucking up to Roxas. Or sucking up in the only way that Seifer can suck up to a kid he feels is inferior to him.

They don’t make it to the bed, and Olette will have to remember to spray the couch - and the whole room, really - before her parents get home.

“Okay,” Seifer says, after Olette and Roxas pull away from another kiss, “here’s how this is gonna work, so listen up.”

Roxas rolls his eyes. “Why are you in charge?”

Seifer smirks. “Because I’m taking charge and you two aren’t. Now, blondie, this being your first time, I’m gonna let you screw her. If she agrees,” he adds quickly, looking at Olette.

Roxas raises an eyebrow. “And what are you going to be doing?”

Seifer smirks again, but Olette cuts him off.

“I think I know.” His eyes light up and Olette gives a hesitant smile; really, she doesn’t mind.

Seifer pulls her against him, kissing her roughly. Roxas wouldn’t dare do that, but Olette doesn’t mind. She likes how he kisses her just as much as she likes how Roxas kisses her.

Roxas makes a sound and Seifer pulls away, rolling his eyes.

“What are you waiting for? Strip!”

Roxas turns red and mumbles something. Seifer glares.

“What was that?”

Roxas returns the glare. “I said, isn’t this all a little...gay?”

Olette frowns in confusion, but Seifer just snorts.

“Roxas, I am not going to touch you, and if you touch me I’ll break your fingers. This is - we’re - only gay if our balls touch, and I don’t plan on letting that happen.”

Olette laughs, both at Seifer’s obstinacy and at the look on Roxas’s face.

“Seriously, guys, can you talk about the size of your closets after we’re done? Please?”

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anonymous July 10 2008, 05:55:15 UTC
Seifer kisses her again, mumbling a protest against her lips before nipping at them. She doesn’t see Roxas’s reaction, but she can hear well enough that he’s following Seifer’s order and stripping.

When Olette pulls away from Seifer, she notices his immediate glance at Roxas and pinches his arm.

“Don’t you dare make any comments,” she mutters.

“Protective much?” Seifer mutters back.

Olette doesn’t notice that, though, because it’s then that Roxas presses against her from behind, wrapping arms around her and kissing her neck softly.

Not to be outdone, Seifer reclaims her mouth and pulls her close again. Roxas follows, licking at her ear, and Olette gives a wordless moan. Between two guys, both of them attractive, both of them competing for her attention... This feels good. This feels really good.

Olette’s never had someone push into her from behind, but it’s the easiest way for Roxas to enter her while she runs her mouth over Seifer’s length. Luckily for Roxas’s doubtlessly fledging sexual pride, Seifer isn’t really capable of much critiquing when Olette sucks him. His hands clutch at the couch, while hers are busy keeping his hips from moving, and Roxas’s are on her hips as he starts a rhythm. Olette picks it up, and Seifer groans out his appreciation.

It doesn’t actually take that long for Roxas to come; it takes Seifer somewhat longer, and Olette longer still, but thanks to Roxas and Seifer’s efforts after their own climaxes, she comes as well. And it is the best orgasm of her life.

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When Olette wakes up, it is in her own bed, with her alarm clock blaring. She sighs and wonders if every dream she has of this mysterious “Roxas” is going to be that...explicit. Or going to include Seifer.

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anonymous July 10 2008, 06:38:44 UTC
Awwwwwwww! *hugs Olette* You'll understand someday, Olettey-poo.

I liked how you kept the "grrr Seifer!" element in there.

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anonymous July 13 2008, 22:37:31 UTC
OP SAYS YES YES YES. ♥

God I fapped to this. I would happily welcome more of it or a sequel or something.



I love how Roxas is like "THIS IS GAY" and Seifer's like "IF YOU TOUCH ME I WILL BREAK YOU >8I"

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anonymous October 5 2008, 03:07:06 UTC
ANON SO AGREES WITH OP.

Anon also agrees with OP's Roxas+Seifer dialogue.

Roxas: THIS IS GAY
Seifer: NO IT ISN'T
Roxas: YES IT IS
Seifer: NO IT ISN'T
Olette: Knock it off and get over here!

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