Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

Sep 19, 2007 20:08

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )

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A Most Unusual Game Of Spin The Bottle (1/1.5) anonymous December 28 2010, 02:30:07 UTC
Warning: Writer!Anon has only completed the first Kingdom Hearts. Any OOC-ness is completely unintentional. Honest! Also contains spoilers.
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"Isn't this a little creepy?"
"Creepy how?"
"Aren't we all, like, the same person?"
"No! I'm me, you're you!"
"Even so, you were born from Sora (and maybe Ventus), I'm a Replica of you, made from Sora's memories, and Vanitas is Ventus's darkness. Sora and Ventus are the only ones who aren't related, and even their hearts have merged."

"...Actually, wouldn't that make Sora and Roxas your parents, Xion?"

Roxas made a strange choking noise and glared at Ventus.

"Well, I guess you and Sora are my parents, then!" He spat, savoring the unnerved look on Ven's face.
"Which would make Namine your half-sister!" Vanitas snickered as Roxas grudgingly gave the bottle a spin.

It landed on Sora.

"Don't be shy!" Vanitas laughed as Roxas hestitated. "What will happen to Xion if her-slash-his parents are afraid to show physical intimacy in front of her? Or should I say him?"

Now it was Xion's turn to glare at Vanitas, but Sora felt a little uneasy as Roxas turned his hardened gaze to him, as though taking Vanitas's teasing as a challenge.

"Roxas...?" Sora began nervously, beginning to regret suggesting a game of Spin the Bottle with the people sharing his body (having only discovered the ability to call them out in the past couple days) before he and Riku set out to take the Mark of Mastery exams. It had been a spur of the moment thing, but the four people living inside his head seemed willing to go along with it.

Sora's trail of thought was derailed when Roxas had pounced, planting a very intense kiss on him as he wrapped his arms around Sora's shoulders.

It wasn't stated, but Sora had always assumed that kissing in Spin The Bottle involved a quick smack on the lips, and Roxas was using a lot more than his lips.

Vanitas found this hilarious and nudged Ventus in the ribs.

"Hey, you two keep going like that, and I bet Xion's going to have a new broth-sist-sibling before too long! Bet you're jealous, huh, Ventus?" He laughed. "Your husband is cheating on you with your son! Right in front of your granddaughter! Oh, I'm sorry, was that grandson?"

Xion and Ven had both heard enough. They shared a look, and, with no words spoken, Ven grabbed Vanitas by the arms and held him in place while Xion stood up.

"If you're not sure what my gender is, "Uncle" Vanitas, then why don't you see for yourself?" Xion said pleasantly as she removed the Organization cloak and began to work at her pants, privately enjoying the suddenly panicked look on Vanitas's face.

It was at this moment, while Sora was making out with his Nobody, Ventus restraining his darkness with the intention of forcing him to look at the genitalia of Sora's Replica, that Riku and Kairi walked in.

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A Most Unusual Game Of Spin The Bottle (1.5/1.5) anonymous December 28 2010, 02:30:43 UTC
"Sora, are you ready to-" Riku began, before his next words trailed off into a strange combination of stutters and miscellaneous sounds of outrage. His face was red, as though he were debating whether to start screaming or join in.

Kairi, meanwhile, looked relatively unfazed.

"Oh, is it..." Sora gasped as he pushed Roxas off of him, giving his childhood friends an embarrassed look. "Time to leave already?"
"Don't say that with spit trailing down your chin!" Riku shouted.

"Riku?" Donald's voice called from downstairs. "Is something wrong?"
"What's goin' on up there?" Goofy's voice followed.

"Nothing!" Kairi called down. "We just caught Sora having a moment... with himself."

"What are you-" Donald began.
"Aw, shucks." Goofy chuckled. "Well, nothin' to worry about. C'mon, Donald, let's wait outside."

"You!" Riku pointed at Roxas, who was wiping his own chin in embarrassment. "What the hell are you doing here!? You're supposed to be inside Sora!"

It took all Kairi had to not giggle at Riku's choice of words, especially since Riku himself didn't seem to understand how awkward that sounded.

"And why are there two of you!?" Riku moved to point at Ven, who was still restraining Vanitas, who was still struggling despite the interruption. "And why does he-!?"

"We can explain!" Ven exclaimed.

"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Okay, we can't, but I promise we were just playing around and that it was all consensual!"
"The hell it was!" Vanitas protested.
"Ventus, we haven't even done anything yet." Roxas added.
"Not that we were going to!" Sora jumped in, giving Kairi a nervous look.
"Sora, it's okay." Kairi smiled reassuringly. "It's not like you and Roxas were doing anthing Namine and I haven't tried."

The silence that filled the room was so thick that Sora doubted even Cloud or Leon's swords would be enough to cut it.

"...I probably shouldn't have said that, should I?"

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Re: A Most Unusual Game Of Spin The Bottle (1.5/1.5) anonymous December 29 2010, 09:52:46 UTC
OP here--thank you, anon! :D That was very cute and the end had me giggling. ♥

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Re: A Most Unusual Game Of Spin The Bottle (1.5/1.5) anonymous December 30 2010, 05:31:18 UTC
I aim to please~

This was my first KH fic, so I was a bit nervous. Glad you liked it!

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Re: A Most Unusual Game Of Spin The Bottle (1.5/1.5) anonymous December 31 2010, 10:27:00 UTC
Okay, that was hilarious. Greatly enjoyed this!

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