Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

[kokanshu]

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that

Comments

AkuRoku Pt 1

[anonymous]

Hey, babe, I’m home. Oh, please, stop crying. I know you miss me every second I’m out of your sight, but I still have to go to work.

Did you eat dinner yet? Oh, haha, sorry, my mistake, I forget that you can’t make toast without almost destroying everything. I’ll make us some dinner, but... I dunno, I’ve been really stressed lately.

Well, you see-oh, stop squirming so much, sorry, I forgot you were ticklish there, Roxy-babe. Anyways, so there’s this jerk at the office, right? Thinks he’s a big-shot, tries to boss everyone around. His name’s Riku something-or-other, he’s kind of pretty. No, not nearly as pretty as you, lovely. But yeah, he’s sort of pretty. Except he’s a complete asshat, you know? Stick so far up his ass it’s probably poking him in the throat.

Stop squirming so much! There, that’s better. Now, let me tell you what I did to Riku, because he’s just such a dick. Spread your legs a little bit more, though-oh, fine, I’ll do it. Shh, don’t cry, you know you love this.

Mmm-yeah, babe, you’re so tight. So anyways, Riku. He’s being a total dick, as usual ‘Axel, did you get those invoices done?’ like he’s the boss of me. And I’m really, really sick of it. So tonight after work I follow him home. Well actually I’ve been following him for a few weeks now, but you noticed that. He’s got this pretty little boyfriend, and Riku goes home tonight and he’s all alone in that empty house of his, door still unlocked. Practically inviting me in, right?

Right, I knew you’d agree. And so of course I take that invitation, and he’s in the kitchen getting ready to make dinner. So I pick up his tie that he’s dropped on the back of a chair, what kind of tightass wears a tie on a Friday? And I come up behind him and wrap it around his neck, nice and tight. And five minutes later, my problem is solved because hey-no more Riku riding my ass at work and acting like he’s The Man!

And-ahh, oh god, baby, I love you. Here, let me give you a hand since you get me off so good-no? Well, that’s kind of kinky, but I guess... If it’s what you want, love.

Oh, that reminds me, I brought you a present. See, I gotta cover my tracks, right? So I figure-Riku’s obviously gay, and he’s got that boyfriend of his, and so I use that lead pipe I keep in my car to bash his skull open. Then I decide to go look around his house a bit, see what a dickhead like him lives like. Don’t worry, I didn’t leave any prints or anything, I’m not that dumb.

So, look what I found! A pretty little box with a pretty little bow on it, and inside-pretty little engagement ring. I figure ‘Riku’s not gonna use this’, so I brought it for you. I just gotta-

Oh, but silly me, you don’t want me to undo the handcuffs, you kinky little thing. Well, here, I’ll just roll you over-have you last some weight? Oh, baby, you know you’re perfect just the way you are, you don’t need to go on a diet. Don’t worry, I’ll make you a nice big dinner tonight. Ah, there we go. See? Now I just need to get a ring for me, and then we can start planning the wedding.