Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

Sep 19, 2007 20:08

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )

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The Chart (5/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:43:43 UTC
There were two voices now, two unmistakably related voices, moaning in the same quickening rhythm. "No." I will not imagine my students naked. I will not imagine my students naked. I will not imagine my students naked. The two voices climaxed, not together, but in syncopation. I am so fired. Zidane forced himself not to adjust his pants. "I need to go find a red marker," he muttered.

"I'd use something else if I were you, Mr. Tribal," Axel piped up. "The end of a marker's too rough. It'll hurt like hell."

"Shut up, Axel," Zidane growled, and closed the door.

Room 204

"Sora! Ohhhhh, Sora. . ."

Pence winced. It was really a little unfair, getting this from both sides. At least Riku had had the decency to go into the bathroom.

Hell. At this rate, Pence was gonna have to go in there next. He didn't even like guys, but this was... wow. This would be a lot less awkward if he hadn't gone on that beach trip last August, because now he was finding it entirely too easy to remember what Roxas looked like shirtless, and from there it was just a short step to imagining...

Pence sighed and hung his head, in mourning for his poor battered heterosexuality.

Room 206

As soon as Zidane was gone, Axel peeked into the next room again, but he quickly sighed and closed the door. There was, at last, silence.

"Do you really think," Tidus squeaked, "that Sora would, um, do that stuff with me?"

"Probably," Axel said. "That's the most generous kid I've ever met. Plus he has a thing for blonds and redheads."

Tidus stared. "Have you done it with him?"

"Nah. Roxas said he'd kick my ass if I touched his brother. That's a little weird coming from a guy who bottoms for both of us, but whatever." Axel flopped down on the bed. "So, yeah. We're switching rooms tomorrow so I can sleep with Roxas, 'cause, well, damn. So you can cozy up to Sora. You two have been friends forever, right? So he'll probably go for it."

"Um. Thanks."

Room 205

Sora was wrapped possessively around Roxas, head on his shoulder. He was actually purring. "Good?" he asked.

"Yeah," Roxas admitted. "You?"

"Mm hm." He rubbed his toes against Roxas' ankle sleepily. "Just one thing. Next time, would you call me 'big brother' while we're doing it?"

"You're a perv, Sora." Sora smiled, and kissed him on the shoulder, the only part he could reach without moving. Then they fell asleep.

Kingdom High Teacher's Lounge, Monday Morning

Zidane took the chart out of his bag, unrolled it, and tacked it up onto the wall. The rest of the faculty scanned it instinctively for changes. It took them only seconds to spot the new red line. "Zidane," someone said, "how did you..."

"Don't. Ask."

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:50:20 UTC
WIN. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Not OP, but whatever.

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 21:07:10 UTC
GAH.

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME REALLY LIKE THIS PAIRING. WHY.

Srs bznss, anon, incest normally squicks me all to hell, but wow those two together make this anon need new panties.

ESPECIALLY WITH EVERYBODY AND THEIR TEACHER LISTENING IN. 8D

Poor Pence. XD Poor Zidane! Those two have some of the best lines in the fic. <3

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anonymous October 1 2008, 07:52:09 UTC
Heh, I have to say, Zidane was even more fun to write than the porn. Glad you liked it.

- Writer!Anon

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anonymous October 1 2008, 00:50:53 UTC
NOT OP BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY MY FAVOURITE FIC ON THE KINK MEME SO FAR dfgkjsdkjlja ilu

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 5 2008, 02:52:51 UTC
Dude! Awesomeness!

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 5 2008, 19:23:05 UTC
OMG. XDDD

*this is the sound of glee- and you have caused this sound*

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 6 2008, 03:46:30 UTC
Wonderful. & really, fucking funny. Not enough funny porn on the web!

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 6 2008, 07:31:45 UTC
Sex is easy. Comedy is hard.

Seriously, though, the whole point of this meme is that we want something besides the same old pr0n. I'm pretty vanilla, really, so instead of kinky stuff I add jokes.

- Writer!Anon

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 6 2008, 07:34:55 UTC
Well said, you wonderful funny person you.

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anonymous November 9 2008, 09:55:49 UTC
Dude. That was amazing.

Write moar. |D you rock out loud~

also if anon has any interest in bearing children this anon is game

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anonymous November 11 2008, 08:09:20 UTC
*snickers* Whether or not I have interest, I lack the appropriate equipment, but thanks.

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous August 16 2009, 18:05:17 UTC
This is probably the best fic I've read in this meme <3 Absolutely brilliant :)

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous March 30 2011, 05:36:38 UTC
[Wow, late comment is late, but, uh, this was amazing]

I would totally read a 1000 page epic about their schools antics. Does that make me a bad person?
Seriously, Sora/Roxas is the only twincest I read. I don't know whyyyy it is so hot. D=
Also, in high school I used to have friends who had charts like that. L Word fans wtf

Senseless rambling-> I adore it. *huggles fill*

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Re: The Chart (5/5) roleplaycentral July 23 2011, 02:25:44 UTC
This was so freakin lovely I might just die.

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