Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme
KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME
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Rules:
1. Post a pairing plus a kink.
1a. One request per comment.
1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )
Indexed at kh-kinkmeme
and on delicious here
Rules:
1. Post a pairing plus a kink.
1a. One request per comment.
1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )
"Heheh." Sora slung an arm around Roxas' shoulders. "You and me, little brother." At least, Zidane thought that one was Sora. With baggy winter coats covering their clothes and hair, they looked pretty much identical. Whichever one was older than the other, it was only by five minutes or so.
"Okay, Axel. Axel and. . ." Crap. Seriously? Zidane checked the chart again, but he'd been right the first time - every remaining boy was either gay, bi, or hated Axel. Most of the orange came from the infamous Sora/Namine Incident last year, though the teachers had never found out exactly how Axel had been involved in that.
Anyway, that didn't matter now. Time to wing it. "Axel and Tidus, room 206." Maybe the kid was telling the truth, and the chart was wrong. More likely, Zidane was going to get fired.
On the other hand, if he was already doomed, he didn't need to stress over the rest of the assignments. "Larxene and Rikku, room 207. . ."
Room 205
Sora shucked off his coat and boots, and stretched. "Pretty good deal, huh, little brother?"
"When did you start calling me that?" Roxas asked. He was laid out in the middle of the bed, staring lazily at the ceiling. "We're the same age. And the same size." Sora flopped diagonally across the bed, landing with his head and one arm on Roxas' chest. "Oof. Get off, Sora."
"Mm, maybe later."
"Dork."
"Any luck convincing Axel to actually ski tomorrow?"
Roxas snorted. "Doubt it. If it involves temperatures under sixty degrees, he doesn't like it. I think he only came to get in my pants."
Sora chortled. "Not while Mr. Tribal's on the case. I can't believe the teachers have a chart."
"Zidane forgot the connecting doors," Roxas said. He pointed at a door in the back corner of the room. "Axel is through there. You don't mind rooming with Tidus, right?"
"Mmuhr," Sora mumbled. "Not tonight?" He curled closer, a little bit.
"Nah, not tonight. Zidane will be on hyper-alert the first night."
"Cool." Sora ran his thumb up and down Roxas' collarbone.
Room 206
"You're gonna want to stay awake, blondie," Axel said. Tidus, toothbrush in his mouth, gave him a quizzical look. "Good show coming up."
Room 204
"After all that," Riku said, lying on the bed with a book, "with the handpicked roommates, he put Sora and Roxas together."
Pence was sitting on the floor, rubbing cleaner onto the bottom of his snowboard. "Why?" he said. "What's wrong with that?"
Riku sighed. "Zidane's chart wasn't entirely complete."
Room 205
"Sora," Roxas mumbled, "you..."
"I?"
"Can't." Sora was rubbing behind his ear, and he was having trouble forming sentences. "Zidane's out there."
"He's clueless, though." He brought his hand up to stroke Roxas' cheek. "D'you want me to stop?"
Roxas opened his mouth to say I don't think it's a good idea. He didn't get beyond "Ah." Sora nuzzled the side of his neck. "Um."
"Cool." Sora slid up a few inches and left a long, soft kiss on Roxas' lips. "Love you, little brother." His breath tickled Roxas' mouth.
"Don't call me that, dork," Roxas muttered, slipping a hand up the side of Sora's t-shirt.
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"Now," Axel said, "the question is, did Roxas come through for us?" He walked to the back corner of the room.
Tidus rubbed his face sleepily. "What're you doing in the closet?"
"Ha. Been a long time since anyone asked me that." Axel held a finger up to his lips, and opened the door. It wasn't a closet - right inside the door was another door, with no knob on that side. "If Roxas left this ajar," Axel whispered, and pushed it with one finger. Silently, it slid open a few inches. "Sweet," Axel whispered even more quietly. "C'mere, blondie, get a look at this."
Confused, Tidus padded over and looked through. On the bed in the next room, Sora was sprawled over Roxas, sucking on his neck, rubbing his groin slowly through his shorts. Axel slapped a hand over the freshman's mouth just in time.
"Shhh." Sora and Roxas were much too busy to notice the open door, but if Tidus' surprised yell had gotten out they would have had to hear it.
Tidus swallowed. "That's," he whispered through Axel's hand, "that's sick." But his outrage was a lot... weaker, than it probably should have been. His cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were very big.
Axel snickered. "That's fucking hot, is what it is." Sora let off long enough for Roxas to peel his shirt off. Roxas ran his hands over his twin's chest and back, and Sora moaned happily. Tidus blushed harder, and swallowed again.
"We shouldn't be watching this," he mumbled, and turned away. He'd barely taken a step when he heard "Ahh! Sora!" He looked back before he could stop himself. Sora was mouthing the bulge in Roxas' boxers. Judging by the blond's face, it felt very good. Tidus squeezed his eyes shut. "C-close the door, Axel."
"Nope."
Another moan. Tidus peeked, saw Sora wriggling out of his briefs with his mouth still between Roxas' legs, and jerked his head away. "I'm going to bed."
"Suit yourself," Axel said, slipping a hand into his own pants.
Room 204
The moans were getting harder and harder to ignore. Pence was looking at the wall like it was made of spiders. "That's Roxas. Are he and Sora. . .?"
"Having sex. Yes." Riku's eyes were fixed on his book. They were, in fact, fixed on one word, which happened to be inundated. It had been some time since Riku had started reading the sentence, and he didn't really remember what the words immediately prior had been.
"Have they done this before?"
"Yes." Inundated. The dark street was inundated with oh, yeah, Roxas, that's it. Riku shut his eyes hard, as if squeezing something out, and then opened them again. Inundated. Inundated.
"Do Kairi and Axel know about this?"
"I don't know about Axel. Kairi knows."
"And she's okay with this?"
"It's kind of the way Sora is. You have to take him as he comes." Pence blinked, twice, and collapsed into a fit of hysterical giggling. "That's not what I meant," Riku growled. "I mean - well, you know how Sora's nice to everyone? He's, uh, he's really nice to everyone."
"Really? He doesn't come off as that kind of guy." Ohhhh, yeah. "Er, usually."
"It's only with people he cares a lot about," Riku explained, "but Sora cares a lot about a lot of people." His voice was getting hoarse. After a few seconds, it occurred to Pence that Sora probably cared about Riku as much as anyone. And though Riku was still holding his book, his other hand was out of sight under the covers. Pence's snowboard suddenly required his full attention.
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"So. Which one is it?"
After a moment, Tidus realized Axel was talking to him. He didn't roll over - he wasn't interested in seeing what Axel was doing right now. "What?"
"That you have the hots for. Sora, or Roxas?"
"I'm straight, Axel."
"Okay, straight boy. So whose mouth are you imagining your hand is right now?" Tidus froze, blushing like fire. From the next room came a low, sweet, very loud moan. "'Cause if it's Roxas, I'd totally be up for a threesome."
"I, uh, I don't. Uh." Very quietly. "Sora."
"Damn. Well, you're on your own on that one. Try cuddling." After a bit, he added, "You sure you don't want to watch some more? Sora's got his tongue up..."
"No." But Tidus' hand started moving again, slow and steady.
Room 205
"You look amazing, Roxas." And he did, too, all stretched and soft and pretty, tense and loose at the same time. The usual defensive skater-boy slouch was cute, but this was better. "I love you so much."
"Love you, too," Roxas breathed. He was rubbing hand lotion from the little hotel bottle in the bathroom onto Sora's cock, for lube. Sora was doing the same to him, just for fun, while his other hand got Roxas ready. "Okay," Roxas said. "Do it."
Sora climbed between Roxas' legs, and then leaned forward to nuzzle and kiss that spot behind Roxas' ear. The blond melted like butter in the sun. In that moment of relaxation, Sora pushed himself in.
"Ooooooooo," Roxas moaned. Sora twitched at the breathy resonance of it. Unbeknownst to him, so did several other people.
"So pretty," Sora whispered.
"Hurry up, Sora. Do it." Sora rocked back, and pushed in. He knew just where to aim. The two brothers moaned in unison, high and low.
Hallway
It was about time for lights out. Zidane stepped into the hallway to go check on the kids, and four or five doors immediately clicked shut up and down the hallway. That, he figured, could not be a good sign.
The only person he could see was Selphie, down the hall a ways, holding up her cell phone. She couldn't be taking a picture, there was nothing there but blank walls and doors. Maybe she was recording sound?
He started down to see what was happening. Selphie spotted him halfway there. Her eyes went wide. "Ohhimistertribaliwasjustonmywaytothebathroombye!"
Zidane's eyes narrowed. "This is a hotel. There's a bathroom in your..." She'd already scurried back into her room. "...room. Okay, something's definitely up." He walked down to where she'd been standing. Then he heard the moans, which told him exactly what was, ah, up. Roxas' voice was clearly recognizable.
"Shit," Zidane muttered. "There's a door between those rooms." He looked from 205 to 206. He couldn't tell which room the sound was coming from, but when you were looking for trouble it was usually a safe bet to go where Axel was. He pounded on the door to 206. "Open up right now!"
After a minimal amount of panicked rustling from inside, the door opened. It was Tidus. Axel was leaning against the wall across the room. They were both fully dressed. The connecting door was closed and locked, and there was no sign of Roxas. "Yeah, Zidane? What's wrong?"
Zidane hesitated. Axel was impossible to read, but Tidus was definitely flushed and nervous, like something was up. But Zidane couldn't see anything wrong, and they hadn't had time to stop any, uh, inappropriate behavior and put their pants back on before the door opened. "Um. It's time for lights out," Zidane said.
"Ohhhh. Oh, yes. Yes!"
Zidane blinked. Obviously, that hadn't been anyone in this room. It had been Roxas, from next door. Zidane was instantly struck with a suspicion he really didn't want to suspect. But if he closed the door and left right now, he could pretend it wasn't...
"Sora!"
Zidane, Tidus, and Axel all stared at each other, all completely failing to pretend they hadn't heard that. "Um," Tidus said. "Okay, Zidane. Anything else?"
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"I'd use something else if I were you, Mr. Tribal," Axel piped up. "The end of a marker's too rough. It'll hurt like hell."
"Shut up, Axel," Zidane growled, and closed the door.
Room 204
"Sora! Ohhhhh, Sora. . ."
Pence winced. It was really a little unfair, getting this from both sides. At least Riku had had the decency to go into the bathroom.
Hell. At this rate, Pence was gonna have to go in there next. He didn't even like guys, but this was... wow. This would be a lot less awkward if he hadn't gone on that beach trip last August, because now he was finding it entirely too easy to remember what Roxas looked like shirtless, and from there it was just a short step to imagining...
Pence sighed and hung his head, in mourning for his poor battered heterosexuality.
Room 206
As soon as Zidane was gone, Axel peeked into the next room again, but he quickly sighed and closed the door. There was, at last, silence.
"Do you really think," Tidus squeaked, "that Sora would, um, do that stuff with me?"
"Probably," Axel said. "That's the most generous kid I've ever met. Plus he has a thing for blonds and redheads."
Tidus stared. "Have you done it with him?"
"Nah. Roxas said he'd kick my ass if I touched his brother. That's a little weird coming from a guy who bottoms for both of us, but whatever." Axel flopped down on the bed. "So, yeah. We're switching rooms tomorrow so I can sleep with Roxas, 'cause, well, damn. So you can cozy up to Sora. You two have been friends forever, right? So he'll probably go for it."
"Um. Thanks."
Room 205
Sora was wrapped possessively around Roxas, head on his shoulder. He was actually purring. "Good?" he asked.
"Yeah," Roxas admitted. "You?"
"Mm hm." He rubbed his toes against Roxas' ankle sleepily. "Just one thing. Next time, would you call me 'big brother' while we're doing it?"
"You're a perv, Sora." Sora smiled, and kissed him on the shoulder, the only part he could reach without moving. Then they fell asleep.
Kingdom High Teacher's Lounge, Monday Morning
Zidane took the chart out of his bag, unrolled it, and tacked it up onto the wall. The rest of the faculty scanned it instinctively for changes. It took them only seconds to spot the new red line. "Zidane," someone said, "how did you..."
"Don't. Ask."
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Not OP, but whatever.
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WHY DO YOU MAKE ME REALLY LIKE THIS PAIRING. WHY.
Srs bznss, anon, incest normally squicks me all to hell, but wow those two together make this anon need new panties.
ESPECIALLY WITH EVERYBODY AND THEIR TEACHER LISTENING IN. 8D
Poor Pence. XD Poor Zidane! Those two have some of the best lines in the fic. <3
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- Writer!Anon
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*this is the sound of glee- and you have caused this sound*
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Seriously, though, the whole point of this meme is that we want something besides the same old pr0n. I'm pretty vanilla, really, so instead of kinky stuff I add jokes.
- Writer!Anon
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Write moar. |D you rock out loud~
also if anon has any interest in bearing children this anon is game
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