Love
Note: This doesn't apply to everyone, just my personal experiences I've delt with all my fucking life.
Love is damaging.
Guys are assholes. They are only nice to you when they want sex, head, or food.
Girls are emotionally dangerous and don't know what they want.
One of my friends tells me this, and its sooooo true.
Sex with yourself.
The vibrator: can't cheat on you, use you, or hurt you. Always there when you need it.
Its unfortunate that mine is packed away in someone's garage.....oh well.....