The "Butch" and "Femme" Sub Culture Rant....Plus The Pic Of The Day!

Aug 01, 2006 15:55




Ok, there is the pic of the day! Now...for the rant...
"What can I say? I'm a lesbian. You see I'm part of a little lesbian sub culture called "Butch". And in this sub culture one must uphold the standards of being a cold, heartless bitch, who yearns for pussy. Stomping on anyone and anything that gets in our way. Now, in terms of loving another woman when your "butch", like I love Haley, you will do anything for her. I'm talking about such things as, holding open doors, kissing her hand, protecting her, kicking anyones ass who happens to call her a sea cow (like Ronnie. Which I will deal with later.), pulling out her chair when she sits down, buying her gifts, and being her Haruka when she needs you. So you see, my complicated sub culture, we "butches" have to satisfy our hunger for sex and our loyalty to our "femme". So thank you for listening to my mini lesson on the sub cluture of "butches" and "femmes". Which Haley is a "femme" and your NOT! See I only date girls who have more than just a little ball of fluff on their head. ^.^ Ahh thank you."

There you go everyone! See you later!
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