Title: YamaPi's Valentine Mishap (Or Tegoshi's Manly Valentine)
Author: Hime
cess-chanRating: PG
Pairing: TegoPi
Summary: An early visit on Valentine's day brought changes to YamaPi-BIGTIME.
A/N: Really short and more into humor than romance. I failed. Yet again. (O_o)
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It was exactly 8 in the morning when his phone rang, and even if he didn't really want to wake up yet, the continuous knocking on his door that followed shortly made him stand. Cursing his luck, he opened his front door with a dark frown on his face.
"Tomohisa!!!" Tegoshi greeted-or rather,screamed as he wrapped his arms around his boyfriend's neck.
YamaPi gulped nervously. Tegoshi coming unto him like this early in the morning with those large paper bags behind him could only mean one thing-his nightmare is about to start.
Tegoshi pouted as he dettached himself from YamaPi. "Mou, Tomohisa... I've been trying to reach you by phone earlier but you never picked up so I went here instead!"
"From what I remember, it was merely seconds after my phone rang that you started knocking." YamaPi said with a smirk.
"Hmph," Tegoshi huffed. "Whatever. It's just the same."
YamaPi supressed his laugh at Tegoshi's blush. He then cleared his throat and held the door open for invitation. "Come in," he said.
As Tegoshi made himself at home in YamaPi's place, YamaPi stole another glance at the paperbags Tegoshi brought with him. Pink. It's the first thing he saw and YamaPi couldn't help but be scared of the hundred possibilities of what that pink thing is and what Tegoshi will do with it.
Well, forget about that PINK thing Yamashita! Look at that hot boyfriend of yours! I'm sure he came here for something else, the inner YamaPi said in which YamaPi quickly agreed to.
"Yuya," he whispered softly as he wrapped his arms around his boyfriend's waist. "Sorry if I'm being stupid again, I should've woke up earlier."
Tegoshi smiled and placed his hands on top of YamaPi's, "That's silly. I don't mind it, really. And what's with the sudden change of attitude?"
"Nothing." YamaPi said as he teasingly dipped his right hand inside Tegoshi's jeans. "I love you, Yuya."
"I love you too, Tomohisa but..." Tegoshi paused as he placed a hand on YamaPi's teasing ones. "No sex for one whole month if you try seducing me like this again!"
Crap, NO! "I'll be a good kid." YamaPi forced a smile as he removed his hand from inside Tegoshi's jeans.
"Good," Tegoshi smiled as he brushed his lips against YamaPi's for a quick kiss. "Any plans?"
"Well," YamaPi started excitedly. "I found the perfect place to go to for today. It's new and I'm sure you'll like it there, Yuya. I've also made a reservation at the restaurant near that pla-"
"Cancel it."
"Ehh??"
Tegoshi smiled sweetly. "Cancel it, Tomohisa."
YamaPi blinked stupidly. "The reservation?? I promise it's not a love hotel and it's really just a res-"
"Please cancel it."
YamaPi sighed. "Well, okay... If that's what you want." YamaPi agreed seeing that puppy dog eyes pleading to him.
"And not just the reservation," Tegoshi quickly added. "The whole date plan."
"Ehhh~~ Cho-chotto... Aren't we going to celebrate this day? Did I do something wrong? Did I-"
Tegoshi laughed. "No... No, you didn't do anything wrong, Tomohisa. I just wanted to try something new today."
Something new? YamaPi thought, and before he could say anything more, Tegoshi brought the paper bags forward.
HIs eyes grew big as Tegoshi finally picked up the things he had brought. No, I'm dreaming, YamaPi convinced himself as Tegoshi brought out one thing after another.
"Ta~da~~~" Tegoshi excitedly said as he happily presented the things he brought to his boyfriend. "Don't you like them, Tomohisa?"
Hell, NO. YamaPi smiled awkwardly, "What are these for?"
"They're to be worn, of course." Tegoshi said rather sarcastically as he picked up the floral sundress from the bed. "By you," he added with a huge grin.
I'm dreaming.
"Ne, don't you like this pink, knitted sweater? I think they'll be a good cover for your arms and-Oh! The wig! The wig!!! Try it out for me , please???" Tegoshi happily continued, oblivious of his boyfriend's misery.
Is this for real?!
"Ne, Tomohisa..."
Yes. I knew you're only teasing me when you said I'm going to wear them. Ne, Yuya-
"Would you like to wear bras too??"
NOOOOOOOO~~
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I told you, didn't I? It's really short and more of a humor...and it's not even fluff! Ohhh my..I'm losing my touch here. Just now, as I was typing this fic... I kind of planned doing a second chapter for this but thought better off it. I really dont know if I'd make it, that's why. Sorry if it's not much for Valentine's. I still have a Nishikato fic waiting. Gahhh~~ Tasukete Tego-Kami-sama!! <---ack.