Eurovision... Results

[koi_choshi]

Now, we've finally entered the 364 days of void without Eurovision.

This year has been fun because I admit I missed the fun, on-the-spot comments, last year.

So, how am I going to summarize this year's Eurovision?

• Jamala won. Now sing, "It's Me, Jamala".
• Ukraine (Jamala's country) won so I wonder how the next year's show will look like
• ICELAND WAS ROBBED! And she's happy that we're mad. lol
• Estonia's Juri looked mighty fine in Eesti Laul but he really looked so awkward in ESC.
• Papa Stig sent us a flower wreath. He's salty.
• EUROPE almost lost in Eurovision (against Australia and Dami... army)
• I am currently singing Armenia's song. It's supposed to be in English but IDEK.
• Bulgaria is my favorite. LOVE SHOULD NOT BE A CRIME!
• Polish Jesus has a lot of followers.
• Explain Italy's seedling?
• I am offended by Germany. She's kawaii but she's also out of place. I want to cringe.
• Australia's dress is my wedding dress.
• Lithuania's song is my wedding song. (He's the blindfold guy!)
• Naked wolf man
• Cyprus man howling like a wolf
• Loic was better. But "What's the Pressure?"
• Austria sang in French and I got confused.
• France? Frans?
• I want Douwe to do me... in his bar (this is so inappropriate oh my god)
• Barei... mucha guapa!
• Lots of beautiful women, my bi is showing.
• A lot of people hated that Azerbaijan got in? I like the song but the performance and vocals were eh.
• YOUUUUUUUU... Amir is adorable
• Croatia is underrated. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! I love Nina's voice!
• LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE... (and a burning fake piano)
• No one replaced Mans Zerlmerlow in my heart.
• I don't know why everyone was pressed with the vote announcement method. The way of announcing changed but it's still 50/50. WHAZZUP?
• Lynda Woodruff... and Mans Sell-me-love
• Sergey has a dog bakeshop. SIGN ME UP!
• Serhat is the disco king.
• Eurovision-dentists...
• The postcards make me want to go to Europe. SOMEONE ADOPT ME FOR A TOUR PLEASE!