Mar 07, 2006 09:02
Farrrr out there are some characters that catch my bus in the morning. Some of them REALLY irritate me, others i just find amusing.
Like this guy... He looks like a cross between an albino Mr Bean and Frankenstein. I will call him sir albeano frankenstein. Fuck he annoys me. He seems to be one of those really insecure people with just an UGLY personality. I must admit, and you can probably tell by my description of him that he isn't the most attractive of people. But i don't judge whether someone is an "ugly person" or not until i get to know them.In my eyes, someone can be totally hot but be an ugly person all round if they have a really shit personality. But this guy, he's ugly inside and out. I'll give you an example. On the bus last week, he was talking to some guy who appeared to be a friend/aqquantance of his. So Albeano goes
"yeah maan. Remember that chick I met in melbourne?"
random guy(rg): "uhh... not really."
albeano: "Oh. Well anyway... yeah i got rid of her."
r.g: "you got rid of her...?!"
a: "yeah man i was so sick of her. Like i've got another two girls on the side and it was fun being with all of them but i just got sick of her. And besides, i wasn't even getting any."
I seriously felt like turning around to him and saying what fucking girl in her right mind would touch you with a ten-foot pole? Seriously, she must of being blind or retarded to see ANYTHING attractive about you. You have an ugly personality. I hate guys that treat girls the way you do! Get fucked you fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!
But i decided against saying that, seeing as i have to catch the bus with him every damn morning, and it would make things rather awkward.
SO anyway then there's this other guy. He has this really evil/derranged stare and walks like mr burns. He'll sit accross two seats in the morning when the bus is jam-packed with people, and if you try to sit down next to him he will give you the glaring of a lifetime! I can't describe how freaky he is. Or how psychotic the look is that he gives you if you come near him. I think he's a lecturer at macquarie uni... god i'd hate it for him to be my lecturer. I think i'm going to call him Captain Psycho.
Oh wow that was really bitchy. What's gotten into me today? I'm not even pms-ing. haha!