the color of the money is blood red
I was with Cheneppa for a little while today. Things seem cool. We saw the first half of Ong Bak together before I had to leave to go to Tokyo. It has been released in Japanese theaters as HERO. I will have to see it on the big screen. I got it about 4 months ago in Singapore at at small shop in Sim Lim. I had asked the woman who ran the shop if she had any good fighting movies and she sold Ong Bak to me for about 3 bucks. I have never gotten a better deal on a movie.
I was unable to get a room at either of my two usual haunts in Tokyo. I ended up getting a room at the APA in Hiroo. The rooms are really small but the bathtub is pretty nice though the sink protruded a little over the edge of the tub on the faucet side. The staff is nice but they don't give you a free breaksfast. It is an "American" style breakfast that costs 1000 yen. I think I'll pass.
I turned on the television and they had the usual crap you get in a Japanese hotel. Two channels they have are in English but are the same station... BBC bullshit.
I was surprised that Channel five is an "art" channel... I guess that is the term they are using now for pixilated Japanese porn. When I turned it on there was this hot Japanese chick tied up, hanging from the ceiling getting an enema. My first thought is, HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST ME? I looked at the hotel guide and it did not mention anything about paying for this shit so I left it on. After the enema took effect the girl really dropped a lot of shit... all the while hanging from the ceiling with a tight ass red leather mask grippping her face.
The next scene was her getting hot wax dripped all over her body then her being whipped ... and I mean really whipped hard, by the same freak who was administered the enema. The last scene I saw with her had him injecting her with about three liters of water. He used a syringe that held at least a half liter of liquid.
After that I took a shower then went downstairs to complain to the receptionist. She did not speak a word of English.
Me: "HEY! I just spent three hours looking at a bitch getting her ass whipped, wax dripped all over her body, water squirted up her ass and then taking an enormous shit. What kind of place are you running here? Do I have to pay for this shit or what?!? I can't believe I've been subjected to this. What are you going to do about it."
She: Shakes her head and gives me a look that says, I didn't understand a fucking word you said , young man, now let me get the manager.
When the manager arrives... ME: How much did you say the breakfast was?
Manager: 1000 Yen and is served between 7:00 and 10:00 AM. Is there anything else?
Me: Do you have a gift shop that sells condoms and lube?
Manager: Excuse me, what did you want?
Me: A pizza. Could you please call the Dominoes on Meiji Dori and ask them to bring me a medium seafood special with extra cuttlefish? I am in room 601. Thanks.
PS... before I forget... check out www.whiteshionobi.com ... some fool I know is into some hot shit
I was unable to get a room at either of my two usual haunts in Tokyo. I ended up getting a room at the APA in Hiroo. The rooms are really small but the bathtub is pretty nice though the sink protruded a little over the edge of the tub on the faucet side. The staff is nice but they don't give you a free breaksfast. It is an "American" style breakfast that costs 1000 yen. I think I'll pass.
I turned on the television and they had the usual crap you get in a Japanese hotel. Two channels they have are in English but are the same station... BBC bullshit.
I was surprised that Channel five is an "art" channel... I guess that is the term they are using now for pixilated Japanese porn. When I turned it on there was this hot Japanese chick tied up, hanging from the ceiling getting an enema. My first thought is, HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST ME? I looked at the hotel guide and it did not mention anything about paying for this shit so I left it on. After the enema took effect the girl really dropped a lot of shit... all the while hanging from the ceiling with a tight ass red leather mask grippping her face.
The next scene was her getting hot wax dripped all over her body then her being whipped ... and I mean really whipped hard, by the same freak who was administered the enema. The last scene I saw with her had him injecting her with about three liters of water. He used a syringe that held at least a half liter of liquid.
After that I took a shower then went downstairs to complain to the receptionist. She did not speak a word of English.
Me: "HEY! I just spent three hours looking at a bitch getting her ass whipped, wax dripped all over her body, water squirted up her ass and then taking an enormous shit. What kind of place are you running here? Do I have to pay for this shit or what?!? I can't believe I've been subjected to this. What are you going to do about it."
She: Shakes her head and gives me a look that says, I didn't understand a fucking word you said , young man, now let me get the manager.
When the manager arrives... ME: How much did you say the breakfast was?
Manager: 1000 Yen and is served between 7:00 and 10:00 AM. Is there anything else?
Me: Do you have a gift shop that sells condoms and lube?
Manager: Excuse me, what did you want?
Me: A pizza. Could you please call the Dominoes on Meiji Dori and ask them to bring me a medium seafood special with extra cuttlefish? I am in room 601. Thanks.
PS... before I forget... check out www.whiteshionobi.com ... some fool I know is into some hot shit