Latest column, in which I explain why everything is everything else.
The Boney Joan Rule Your own examples or refutations are welcome.
(I'm not back from vacation, but I did find my way to a computer, and maybe I'll succeed in doing so again soon; sorry to Dave, Nia, Kat, and Jessica for not getting a chance to respond to your most recent comments.)
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Links to my other Rules Of The Game columns