King of Porn.

[koga]

There's a little old lady in my porn today
It's the same old thing as yesterday
There's a two girls filmed with just a single cup,
There's a goatse-man and the clicking won't stop...

I have stood here before, so lonely and so forlorn,
With the images turning circles, reloading, 'my sanity mourn'd
I guess I'm always hoping that I was never born....
But it's my destiny to be the king of Porn....

Written on the fly for MrSpleen