kof

my cousin had an orgy with a dirty dirty woman tonight....

Jul 03, 2004 04:13

druglordlove: hey you
Mr KOF: i just posted in someone's journal
Mr KOF: i'm currently drunk, but still brillaint
druglordlove: as am i
druglordlove: and hihg
druglordlove: and extremely happy
druglordlove: what did you post?
Mr KOF: unbelloscoppio: art-i-fax & devil bonerz.
Mr KOF: this gal's latest point
Mr KOF: she's brilliant
Mr KOF: why are you so happy?
druglordlove: wait what
Mr KOF: nevermind
druglordlove: point?
druglordlove: it didnt work
Mr KOF: i meant, post
Mr KOF: i DID say i was drunk
Mr KOF: what are the chances you'll still be awake in 1 hour
druglordlove: good
Mr KOF: i figure, if i hop in my car now, i'll be there in 55 min. and we
can be making out by 56 min.
druglordlove: okay good deal
druglordlove: come over
druglordlove: people are drinking tea standing behind me
Mr KOF: i'm being serious
druglordlove: as am i
Mr KOF: nice, i enjoy company
druglordlove: but you're also driving drunk then
Mr KOF: yes, kind of
druglordlove: will you be okay?
Mr KOF: probably not
Mr KOF: BUT
druglordlove: maybe its a bad idea then
Mr KOF: if i do make it, it'll make it that much nicer
Mr KOF: oh, of course it's a bad idea
Mr KOF: that's why we should do it
druglordlove: hahaa
druglordlove: very true
Mr KOF: it's a shame you don't drive
Mr KOF: i have the most comfortable bed
druglordlove: yes a damn shame
druglordlove: no i do
Mr KOF: AND. i do not snroe
Mr KOF: that's snore
druglordlove: i talk in my sleep and grind my teeth
Mr KOF: well, i hope you'll be reciting poems to me
Mr KOF: the romantic kind
Mr KOF: the kind that'll make me want to wake you
Mr KOF: just to give you a kiss and tell you how cute you are when you talk
in your sleep
Mr KOF: you'll probably kiss me back and smile or something
druglordlove: omg awwww
druglordlove: with morning breath
Mr KOF: no no
Mr KOF: that's ilegal
Mr KOF: officially
Mr KOF: i'm putting it in print
Mr KOF: a breach of contract and whatnot
druglordlove: whats illegal?
Mr KOF: by the way, if leave suddenly, it's because my car is being towed
Mr KOF: yes ilegal
druglordlove: omg being towed?!??!
Mr KOF: it's written in the book of love
druglordlove: awww
Mr KOF: no morning breath until 1 year
druglordlove: well so you ahve to wake up in the middle of the night and eat
a mint?>
druglordlove: thats cute
druglordlove: and how did you get so cute all of a sudden!?
Mr KOF: yes, i think so too
Mr KOF: all of a sudden?
Mr KOF: please
Mr KOF: ..............
druglordlove: haha
druglordlove: i just meant a good thing
druglordlove: what are you doing
druglordlove: were you drinking alone?
Mr KOF: IMing you
Mr KOF: what are you doing??
druglordlove: talking to people lovely people on the bed
Mr KOF: please tell them i said hello
Mr KOF: AND, that i just won the lottery
Mr KOF: so, there's a party at my place, this week
Mr KOF: all week
druglordlove: haha will that make them love you more?
druglordlove: theres a party there WHY!??!?!!
Mr KOF: could they??
druglordlove: yeah
druglordlove: why is there a prty there all week?
Mr KOF: there might be
Mr KOF [4:13 AM]: you must cut and paste everything we just wrote
Mr KOF [4:13 AM]: i think i should post it in my journal
Mr KOF [4:13 AM]: i want to know how charming i am when i am wasted
Mr KOF [4:14 AM]: no worries, very few actually read it; which, i think is for the best
druglordlove [4:14 AM]: why!?
druglordlove [4:14 AM]: hahahhaa
druglordlove [4:14 AM]: well i want to know too
druglordlove [4:14 AM]: i read it religiously
druglordlove [4:14 AM]: hahah
Mr KOF [4:14 AM]: yes, apaprently there are those that do, but they only mention it once and a great while, which is a little creepy
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: anyway, cut and paste cherie, cut and paste!
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: guess who i am listening to?
druglordlove [4:15 AM]: okaoy to where?
to you!?
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: again
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: yes to me
druglordlove [4:15 AM]: b&s
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: no
druglordlove [4:15 AM]: or sigur ros
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: yes
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: what is up with that?
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: i
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: am
Mr KOF [4:15 AM]: addicted
Mr KOF [4:16 AM]: more than blue eyes and bourbon
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: i cant past it all to you!!
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: i am addicted more
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: !!!!!!!!
Mr KOF [4:16 AM]: but not as much as loving my mom
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: awww
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: what are you addicted to?
Mr KOF [4:16 AM]: send it in an email
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: whats your email
Mr KOF [4:16 AM]: top 6 things?
Mr KOF [4:16 AM]: this name, duhhhh
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: this name what?!?!
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: mrkofg/
Mr KOF [4:16 AM]: aol.com
druglordlove [4:16 AM]: and top 6 things what oh okay
Mr KOF [4:17 AM]: let me think
druglordlove [4:17 AM]: ok
Mr KOF [4:17 AM]: i'm definately addicted to loving my parents, sister, and dogs
Mr KOF [4:17 AM]: poppyseed strudel
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: those two are easy
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: t
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: sent
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: oh, i do enjoy my wine
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: so that makes three
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: i
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: are you attracted to your sister i love wine also
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: yes indeed
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: SENT MAIL
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: i also love to learn
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: NO, that's wrong
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: i'm addicted to loving her, as a sister
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: OMG
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: she's part of my legacy mind you
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: haha you're obsessed
Mr KOF [4:18 AM]: she is my blood
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: i hope i am too
druglordlove [4:18 AM]: she is your semen
Mr KOF [4:19 AM]: that's disgusting
Mr KOF [4:19 AM]: you're being....gross
druglordlove [4:19 AM]: omg sorry
Mr KOF [4:19 AM]: anyway, for you, not for me....hmmm...
druglordlove [4:19 AM]: ijjm trying to be funny
druglordlove [4:19 AM]: haha
Mr KOF [4:19 AM]: thinking too much
Mr KOF [4:19 AM]: and....
druglordlove [4:19 AM]: wht you thinking of ?
Mr KOF [4:19 AM]: i dunno what the 6th is
druglordlove [4:20 AM]: hmm
druglordlove [4:20 AM]: too bad
Mr KOF [4:20 AM]: oh yes, finding the perfect partner for me
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: ,fjksfjflmgljgsl;gjkaw
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: jkv;flvo l
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: f
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: vngfh;Gspi
Mr KOF [4:21 AM]: which is proving a most wretched, allusive, and character building addiction
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: ]i have a friend and she crazy
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: sorry
Mr KOF [4:21 AM]: crazy for me?
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: thast the 6th?
Mr KOF [4:21 AM]: i imagine so, yes
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: thats cute because its importatnt to me too
druglordlove [4:21 AM]: i like it
Mr KOF [4:22 AM]: yes, but you don't drive
Mr KOF [4:22 AM]: or fly
druglordlove [4:22 AM]: i DO drive
druglordlove [4:22 AM]: i just have no car
Mr KOF [4:22 AM]: and i need my company
druglordlove [4:22 AM]: and i DO fly i just have no wings
Mr KOF [4:22 AM]: i read some of your poems
Mr KOF [4:22 AM]: they were interesting
druglordlove [4:23 AM]: oh god
druglordlove [4:23 AM]: dont be scared of me!
Mr KOF [4:23 AM]: it's too late
druglordlove [4:23 AM]: damn
druglordlove [4:23 AM]: ive just been hurt a lot
Mr KOF [4:23 AM]: it's ok, you have cute friends....
Mr KOF [4:24 AM]: you do realize, you shouldn't fall for me
Mr KOF [4:24 AM]: by fall, i mean in the romantic sense
druglordlove [4:24 AM]: well dont fall for me either
druglordlove [4:24 AM]: because you'll end up hurting something
Mr KOF [4:24 AM]: haha, have you READ my lj?
druglordlove [4:24 AM]: hahahah
Mr KOF [4:24 AM]: that's unlikely
Mr KOF [4:24 AM]: yes, a friendship?
druglordlove [4:24 AM]: no im going to right now though
druglordlove [4:24 AM]: a friendship would be nice
druglordlove [4:25 AM]: whats your lj caled again
druglordlove [4:25 AM]: so i dont have to log in
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: friendships are more than nice
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: i forgot
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: ...you see
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: the title of my next post will be:
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: girl i nailed last night
druglordlove [4:25 AM]: hahahha
druglordlove [4:25 AM]: im not a girl
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: i have a reputation mind you
druglordlove [4:25 AM]: and whats your lj agaiN!?!? tell me
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: yes, you're a woman
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: a hot one too
Mr KOF [4:25 AM]: which is why it sucks you don't DRIVE
druglordlove [4:26 AM]: yeah it sucks youre too drunk
druglordlove [4:26 AM]: what is your LJ!!!!!!!
Mr KOF [4:26 AM]: k o f
Mr KOF [4:26 AM]: when are you coming to chi?
Mr KOF [4:27 AM]: you can sleep over
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: aww thanks
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: ill be there for my bday
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: im sure ill be at bars downtown
Mr KOF [4:27 AM]: nice, i will come out and shake my bon bon
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: awesome! you'll be hot
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: wear flip flops
Mr KOF [4:27 AM]: flip flops?
Mr KOF [4:27 AM]: do i have to shave?
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: yeah they turn me on
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: shave what?
druglordlove [4:27 AM]: shave nothing
Mr KOF [4:27 AM]: my beard
druglordlove [4:28 AM]: ooo a beard
druglordlove [4:28 AM]: thats hot as long as we dont kiss TOO much
Mr KOF [4:28 AM]: c'mon, i look like jesus for God's sake
druglordlove [4:28 AM]: and as long as you dont go down on me!
druglordlove [4:28 AM]: jesus was hottttt i must say
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: go down on you?
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: you
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: are so raunchy
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: which is odd because you look like a hilton sister
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: sort of
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: all prissy and what not
Mr KOF [4:29 AM]: which, now that i think about it, is rather hot
druglordlove [4:30 AM]: haha i look like a hilton!? NOOOOO
druglordlove [4:30 AM]: im not prissy
druglordlove [4:30 AM]: and i dont like the hiltons blorg
Mr KOF [4:30 AM]: i don't like sobering up before i go to bed
Mr KOF [4:30 AM]: so, i am leaving.
druglordlove [4:30 AM]: where are you going
Mr KOF [4:31 AM]: you may surprise me with a phone call, in 5 min.
Mr KOF [4:31 AM]: that's 300 seconds
Mr KOF [4:31 AM]: ciao
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