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Dear Walgreens:
Thank you. Your antidiarrheal medicine packages are easy to open -- like little gifts, wrapped in tin foil -- and your medication is a clear, bright, blue gel capsule, like a mint or candy. In fact, are you SURE this isn't candy? Because it goes down like candy, except it carries a far sweeter promise: the promise that you won't have to set up camp in the bathroom when you have an interview in two hours and your stomach is growling more than an angry cougar in the middle of sex right now.
Sincerely,
Koemiko
Thank you. Your antidiarrheal medicine packages are easy to open -- like little gifts, wrapped in tin foil -- and your medication is a clear, bright, blue gel capsule, like a mint or candy. In fact, are you SURE this isn't candy? Because it goes down like candy, except it carries a far sweeter promise: the promise that you won't have to set up camp in the bathroom when you have an interview in two hours and your stomach is growling more than an angry cougar in the middle of sex right now.
Sincerely,
Koemiko