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[kobold]

A tweet a reader sent me earlier tonight: "glad this stays out of SP. Your humor is awesome, but your politics are way too hate-based for daily reading."

Comments

[cinsangel]

Dude, you're such a hate monger. Why can't you fart unicorns like the rest of us?

[kobold]

Because those horns hurt on the way out!

[daintynymph]

I thought that was the point! Delicious, delicious pain...

[moiread]

> I thought that was the point!

Insert rimshot here.

[salem_wikkat]

Baddum dum, swish.