in your mind is where ill plant my seed
i never thought i would miss such a thing as homework
its nice being able to manage time how i wish
but i dont get to answer a bunch of questions with smartass remarks nearly as much as i want to
(for freshman seminar some of my class went to jilberts and got icecream) what was one thing you learned from todays cultural outing?
i was going to go to the "cultural outing" but on the hike to my car i came upon a wounded duckling, i took it back to my room to nurse it back to health. Basically all he needed was masking tape, time, and a little bit of love. That love turned into something even greater when he took time out of his schedual to teach me how to read. Oh and we noticed house of wax was on, i was truly astonished that somehow a movie was made with paris hilton that wasnt completely awful and whiney. i learned a lot in a very short hour.
its amazing to me that any teacher would accept something like this as an answer. welcome to college
i have a refrigerator combined with an actual freezer...and the refrigerator part stopped working. the freezer part has never worked better. (and no its not the dial, asses) we keep expecting to open up the refrigerator and see a note "left to take care of microwave, hes throwing up again" but nothing. Inanimate objects give me nothing but shit, and its always been this way.
the next person you see that is unhealthily skinny, call them an annorexisaurous.
dave is moving out of me and dannys room tomorrow
we will see if a rock takes my place in school next semester.
nite time (generic Nyquil) reared its ugly head again, this time enhancing my pal Geo's life
my tivo had suicide insurance, and we should be getting a new one in a week or two. i think he took out a huge life insurance claim just before his 7 foot plunge from my tv.
The next time somebody asks you how much something costs, remember to respond to them in the currency of clams or lemurs.
alcohol ruins lives. and i dont mean physically, who gives a shit about your liver anyway. It causes you to begin to lose some to all creative thought. If most of your great times in high school and college were when you were drunk, you may need to work on your personality more than anything else in your life right now, because you sure as hell wont be a fun parent. and im actually starting to listen to myself.
i had to refrigerate a yogurt yesterday...but since it doesnt work, i held it in my hand and contimplated on whether it was ok to put it in the freezer or not. frozen yogurt FUCK im retarted
the only way to make it through life truly happy is convincing yourself that all the stupid shit you have gone through...has happened and is happening for a reason
its nice being able to manage time how i wish
but i dont get to answer a bunch of questions with smartass remarks nearly as much as i want to
(for freshman seminar some of my class went to jilberts and got icecream) what was one thing you learned from todays cultural outing?
i was going to go to the "cultural outing" but on the hike to my car i came upon a wounded duckling, i took it back to my room to nurse it back to health. Basically all he needed was masking tape, time, and a little bit of love. That love turned into something even greater when he took time out of his schedual to teach me how to read. Oh and we noticed house of wax was on, i was truly astonished that somehow a movie was made with paris hilton that wasnt completely awful and whiney. i learned a lot in a very short hour.
its amazing to me that any teacher would accept something like this as an answer. welcome to college
i have a refrigerator combined with an actual freezer...and the refrigerator part stopped working. the freezer part has never worked better. (and no its not the dial, asses) we keep expecting to open up the refrigerator and see a note "left to take care of microwave, hes throwing up again" but nothing. Inanimate objects give me nothing but shit, and its always been this way.
the next person you see that is unhealthily skinny, call them an annorexisaurous.
dave is moving out of me and dannys room tomorrow
we will see if a rock takes my place in school next semester.
nite time (generic Nyquil) reared its ugly head again, this time enhancing my pal Geo's life
my tivo had suicide insurance, and we should be getting a new one in a week or two. i think he took out a huge life insurance claim just before his 7 foot plunge from my tv.
The next time somebody asks you how much something costs, remember to respond to them in the currency of clams or lemurs.
alcohol ruins lives. and i dont mean physically, who gives a shit about your liver anyway. It causes you to begin to lose some to all creative thought. If most of your great times in high school and college were when you were drunk, you may need to work on your personality more than anything else in your life right now, because you sure as hell wont be a fun parent. and im actually starting to listen to myself.
i had to refrigerate a yogurt yesterday...but since it doesnt work, i held it in my hand and contimplated on whether it was ok to put it in the freezer or not. frozen yogurt FUCK im retarted
the only way to make it through life truly happy is convincing yourself that all the stupid shit you have gone through...has happened and is happening for a reason