ooh. pain.
so my body is sore from sneezing today. I've actually been sick since Friday evening, spending most of my time trying to pee, and laying in bed. my allergies are terrible, having issues breathing, and today started off the way I was trying to get, which was throwing up a lil in my mouth, and coughing up enough mucus in one sitting to fill those lil paper cups you get in Wendy's to put your ketchup in. Yes. It's a beautiful thing. I'm contemplating calling in sick tomorrow. If I do go into work tomorrow, I'm going to be eating as much miso soup as humanly possible. Whoever invented nasonex, I'd like to shake your hand, give you a hug, and well. Let's just say it allowed me to sleep.
Thanks to Zinedine Zidane, my longtime soccer/football idol. I have learned that if you say something foul about my mama or something? I will headbutt you in the tittie. And you will deserve it. Because anyone can take a punch. But a headbutt to the boobie? Nobody forgets that. Oh, and fantastic sell by Materazzi. Portugal applauds you.
So I'm gonna be real witchoo for a moment. So I've decided to try and find a way to be cardiovascularly active for 1 hour every day until I can trim my pubes with no issue. Because right now. I got an obstacle. If you've seen me recently. You know what that is. So I was looking at pics from like. 5 years ago. Damn I was so much thinner, even though I felt like I was a fuckin fatass. a month ago I actually cut myself with the scissors. b/c I missed. That's embarassing.
anyhow. Year 28, since I've yet to change my userinfo was supposed to be Project 2006-pack. Maybe it still can be. Maybe. Time to jumpstart the ole metabolism again. Any tips? feel free. Although strangely enough, I've been sleeping weird and waking up with my head and pillow soaked in sweat a lot over the last month or so. And the back of my head right now is soaked in sweat. It's odd.
but anyway. Let's round out today with some pictures. I did have some shoots this weekend, but nothing coming b/c I was sick. Note to self, must feed Lily tomorrow. MUST. or she will strike at anything in a brown bag.
we'll start with skinny inspiration pics.
I dunno what it is, but for some reason I have like. 2 lazy eyes in this old pic of me and D.
an old pic of me skinnier that I know is old b/c...my sister still dressed like a boy. Hah if you caught this early you'd hav erealized that I didn't realize that I'd posted with a pic of a giraffe. hahaha. talk about skinny.
hehe. i love how many ppl still take pics of themselves this way. with the flash on most of the time.
I could still smell my own feet here. Does anyone still do that? Like put their foots up their nose? haha. gosh I can't believe this was already 3 years ago. So's my icon, btw it's at least 4 years old.
when i took this pic, I weighed 305 lbs.
I didn't take another picture of myself until February. I'd started to diet I think, but at the point I'd started to, if you remember from my journal back then, my doctor had ordered me to lose 40 lbs by July or else. Because I was 325 lbs, borderline diabetic, cholesterol was over 300, high resting heart rate, etc. Basically I was going to die young.
yeah so far this post is really for me, you're all just innocent bystanders for my madness at the moment. So anyway. I now have the motivation to become this:
damn you Cristiano Ronaldo. big crybaby. great player though.
and three more photos i prolly haven't ever shown, one of Amanda which is cool cuz I got her to do that crossover thing that ppl pose with. her hips look kinda sexay in those pants. 2nd one is of Sam, and 3rd is one of Anna that I don't think I've ever posted. Anyhow. Till later!
Anyone else besides me and poonariffic that are using the new LJ chat on Jabber? You should! Umm. look around for the link on how to set it up, I don't have a link. That's all. off to bed now, hoping tomorrow I feel better.
Thanks to Zinedine Zidane, my longtime soccer/football idol. I have learned that if you say something foul about my mama or something? I will headbutt you in the tittie. And you will deserve it. Because anyone can take a punch. But a headbutt to the boobie? Nobody forgets that. Oh, and fantastic sell by Materazzi. Portugal applauds you.
So I'm gonna be real witchoo for a moment. So I've decided to try and find a way to be cardiovascularly active for 1 hour every day until I can trim my pubes with no issue. Because right now. I got an obstacle. If you've seen me recently. You know what that is. So I was looking at pics from like. 5 years ago. Damn I was so much thinner, even though I felt like I was a fuckin fatass. a month ago I actually cut myself with the scissors. b/c I missed. That's embarassing.
anyhow. Year 28, since I've yet to change my userinfo was supposed to be Project 2006-pack. Maybe it still can be. Maybe. Time to jumpstart the ole metabolism again. Any tips? feel free. Although strangely enough, I've been sleeping weird and waking up with my head and pillow soaked in sweat a lot over the last month or so. And the back of my head right now is soaked in sweat. It's odd.
but anyway. Let's round out today with some pictures. I did have some shoots this weekend, but nothing coming b/c I was sick. Note to self, must feed Lily tomorrow. MUST. or she will strike at anything in a brown bag.
we'll start with skinny inspiration pics.
I dunno what it is, but for some reason I have like. 2 lazy eyes in this old pic of me and D.
an old pic of me skinnier that I know is old b/c...my sister still dressed like a boy. Hah if you caught this early you'd hav erealized that I didn't realize that I'd posted with a pic of a giraffe. hahaha. talk about skinny.
hehe. i love how many ppl still take pics of themselves this way. with the flash on most of the time.
I could still smell my own feet here. Does anyone still do that? Like put their foots up their nose? haha. gosh I can't believe this was already 3 years ago. So's my icon, btw it's at least 4 years old.
when i took this pic, I weighed 305 lbs.
I didn't take another picture of myself until February. I'd started to diet I think, but at the point I'd started to, if you remember from my journal back then, my doctor had ordered me to lose 40 lbs by July or else. Because I was 325 lbs, borderline diabetic, cholesterol was over 300, high resting heart rate, etc. Basically I was going to die young.
yeah so far this post is really for me, you're all just innocent bystanders for my madness at the moment. So anyway. I now have the motivation to become this:
damn you Cristiano Ronaldo. big crybaby. great player though.
and three more photos i prolly haven't ever shown, one of Amanda which is cool cuz I got her to do that crossover thing that ppl pose with. her hips look kinda sexay in those pants. 2nd one is of Sam, and 3rd is one of Anna that I don't think I've ever posted. Anyhow. Till later!
Anyone else besides me and poonariffic that are using the new LJ chat on Jabber? You should! Umm. look around for the link on how to set it up, I don't have a link. That's all. off to bed now, hoping tomorrow I feel better.