doo papa doo pa my boy....
anyone remember that being Jackee's portion to that song episode from 227? They actually went to court! She wanted money for her "doo-papa-doo-pa-MAH-BOY!" ahh. What little things I find strangely entertaining.
I've spent most of the weekend. Sleeping. It's so nice. I am a bad boy and average 3-4 hours of sleep a night. Which causes me to actually fall asleep on the phone with brokers sometimes. Especially if I have chinese or mexican for lunch. Nobody ever notices actually, which is rather ingenius. It kinda goes like this:
Broker/Loan Officer/Resident Dingleberry: "Yeah, I was wondering if you guys do a 100% non-owner-occupied refi on 15 acres out in the Arroyo Grande area?"
Me: "oh yeah....hmmm. lemme see. (sleep for about 30 seconds)"
B/LO/AHOLE: "yeah, it's for the borrower, let me tell you what the situation is..." *rambles about crap for 3 minutes*
Me: "mhmm." *sleeping for 2 minutes* "oh yeah? that's not a good thing." *sleep for 1 more minute*
B/LO/AHOLE: "so what can I get on 1 rebate?"
Me: *wakes up, tickles the roof of my mouth with my tongue, pinches the back of my thigh in the tender meat to wake up*
B/LO/AHOLE: "still there?"
Me: "Oh, yes, I'm sorry, just checking my rate sheet." *looking at notes, seeing lots of lines* "I'm sorry, I think I wrote that down wrong. Did you say you wanted a 90% non-owner purchase?"
B/LO/AHOLE: *proceeds to say scenario again*
Me: "Ahh. ok. We don't offer 100% non-owner on purchases or refis. This is what we DO offer." *keep talking, close the deal*
And magically, it's suddenly 4pm at that point, I get up and dance b/c I always have XM radio on, and then all is well. Its just hard for my daily carb coma moment.
btw. I woke up 45 mins ago today. I've decided 3 things:
- After yesterday's day at the range, where suddenly, I'm murdering balls on the tee, it's time to buy some other clubs. I bought a driver that was on sale for 65% off, a bag on sale, some balls on sale, and a bobo putter on sale. This to go with my 7-metalwood, 5 iron and 6 iron that I found in a bag at a golf store labeled 10 bucks a piece.
- I'm obsessed with golf as much as I'm obsessed with photography, and as much as I'm obsessed with assholes and nipples.
- Since I'm not straight, my golf shots don't have to be either, and I'm ok with that! :)
oh, and I want brunch. right NOW.
I'm doing my first wedding on July 8th up in Chico. I for a long time, didn't wanna do weddings. But Ashley's cool, and honestly, I'm hoping that her wedding will give me confidence. You'd think that photographing rodeos and basketball games would give me the impetus and the confidence to do a wedding, but it doesn't. But at least I know what shots I want to do. I'm excited now, and maybe this will begin a new era in my photography. Once I get a picture of Emilie walking out of a lake at sunset wearing just a white button down shirt. Which will happen shortly!
Ok. I gotta go get ready for brunch. I'm HONGRY. love love. Umm. I forgot why I was posting. But hey. I'm free for shooting for the next 3-4 days! let's get together.
but this was ashley. And yes, the blowing out was intentional. she approached me wanting to mimic this picture of D that she loves, and I thought it was this pic:
different twist. anyhow. anyone else who wants to mimic that pic or any other pic, feel free to let me know. k. foodage. love love.
I've spent most of the weekend. Sleeping. It's so nice. I am a bad boy and average 3-4 hours of sleep a night. Which causes me to actually fall asleep on the phone with brokers sometimes. Especially if I have chinese or mexican for lunch. Nobody ever notices actually, which is rather ingenius. It kinda goes like this:
Broker/Loan Officer/Resident Dingleberry: "Yeah, I was wondering if you guys do a 100% non-owner-occupied refi on 15 acres out in the Arroyo Grande area?"
Me: "oh yeah....hmmm. lemme see. (sleep for about 30 seconds)"
B/LO/AHOLE: "yeah, it's for the borrower, let me tell you what the situation is..." *rambles about crap for 3 minutes*
Me: "mhmm." *sleeping for 2 minutes* "oh yeah? that's not a good thing." *sleep for 1 more minute*
B/LO/AHOLE: "so what can I get on 1 rebate?"
Me: *wakes up, tickles the roof of my mouth with my tongue, pinches the back of my thigh in the tender meat to wake up*
B/LO/AHOLE: "still there?"
Me: "Oh, yes, I'm sorry, just checking my rate sheet." *looking at notes, seeing lots of lines* "I'm sorry, I think I wrote that down wrong. Did you say you wanted a 90% non-owner purchase?"
B/LO/AHOLE: *proceeds to say scenario again*
Me: "Ahh. ok. We don't offer 100% non-owner on purchases or refis. This is what we DO offer." *keep talking, close the deal*
And magically, it's suddenly 4pm at that point, I get up and dance b/c I always have XM radio on, and then all is well. Its just hard for my daily carb coma moment.
btw. I woke up 45 mins ago today. I've decided 3 things:
- After yesterday's day at the range, where suddenly, I'm murdering balls on the tee, it's time to buy some other clubs. I bought a driver that was on sale for 65% off, a bag on sale, some balls on sale, and a bobo putter on sale. This to go with my 7-metalwood, 5 iron and 6 iron that I found in a bag at a golf store labeled 10 bucks a piece.
- I'm obsessed with golf as much as I'm obsessed with photography, and as much as I'm obsessed with assholes and nipples.
- Since I'm not straight, my golf shots don't have to be either, and I'm ok with that! :)
oh, and I want brunch. right NOW.
I'm doing my first wedding on July 8th up in Chico. I for a long time, didn't wanna do weddings. But Ashley's cool, and honestly, I'm hoping that her wedding will give me confidence. You'd think that photographing rodeos and basketball games would give me the impetus and the confidence to do a wedding, but it doesn't. But at least I know what shots I want to do. I'm excited now, and maybe this will begin a new era in my photography. Once I get a picture of Emilie walking out of a lake at sunset wearing just a white button down shirt. Which will happen shortly!
Ok. I gotta go get ready for brunch. I'm HONGRY. love love. Umm. I forgot why I was posting. But hey. I'm free for shooting for the next 3-4 days! let's get together.
but this was ashley. And yes, the blowing out was intentional. she approached me wanting to mimic this picture of D that she loves, and I thought it was this pic:
different twist. anyhow. anyone else who wants to mimic that pic or any other pic, feel free to let me know. k. foodage. love love.