This is for
tpeej who loves it when Lincoln pouts - and my goodness he pouted a lot in this episode :) It's also for
misseri44 because she is lovable. It's also for me because while I am not lovable, I am
spoiler defiant ;) The images are spoilery from Bolshoi Booze - but for the most part, the captions have little if anything to do with what actually took place in the episode :D
All screen caps are from
Prison Break Online but uploaded to my own photobucket account. :) Thanks very much to
misseri44 for being my Spanish Language Consultant! Hee! Hee! *huge hug* :)
In this episode, both brothers go through introspection and doubt.....
Poor Michael goes through a crisis of questioning and angst as he wonders whether or not he was wrong to read spoilers ....
Michael: Oh god. So many spoilers ...
Michael: I read them all
Michael: Am I going to hell for this?
Michael seeks absolution in the nearby church.
Michael: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Priest: What have you done, son?
Michael: I read spoilers
Michael: I know it's wrong
Michael: But I am not going to stop ....
Meanwhile, Lincoln is pouting about the fact that Michael's spoiler-reading ways might be the right way to go.
*pout*
*pout*
*pout*
*pout* *pout*
LJ: Umm dad - is all this pouting really helping?
Who's pouting??
Lincoln: Sssh someone's coming. Hmm it's hard to sssssh and pout at the same time.
Stop pouting or I'm gonna shoot you!
It's my face and I'll pout if I want to
Enough already! Some people read spoilers, I pout.
Dad, you do pout a lot
Ooops
What if I agree to only pout every two hours?
Jane: Fine
So why are you still aiming a gun at me
Because your shirt pisses me off more than your pouting
What's wrong with my shirt?
Jane: Exactly, Mr He Who Hates Buttons.
Linc: Be honest. Do I pout too much?
Aldo: Yes
*pout*
LJ: Lincoln, Lincoln Junior .. Aldo!?!?
LJ: How come only Uncle Michael gets to have a normal name?
Ungrateful little snot. :(
Aldo: Son, I know you don't want to hear it
Aldo: But you pout too much
*pout*
Kim: Alex, we know. We know you read spoilers
Mahone: Sometimes you gotta walk on the darkside if you're chasing evil. If you read spoilers you'd know that if you don't let me out I'm going to put a bullet in your smug, smiling face
Kim: You're bluffing
Mahone: Maybe. If you read spoilers you'd know for sure
Kim: Bugger
*meep*
Meanwhile, Michael has an encounter with Dodgy Criminal Guy (DCG) in the middle of nowhere .... Don't ask me why they had to pick such a complicated location instead of just saying the place with the broken down shack that has 3 cactii behind it, but you know Michael - he likes to do everything the complicated way :)
Michael: Why are you wearing the same clothes and hairdo as me?
DCG: I don't read spoilers, didn't know what you were going to wear. Besides they look better on me than you - you're lookin' kind of porky, hombre
Michael: Shut up, I'm hot.
Michael: Why are you going to shoot me?
DCG: You read spoilers
Michael: Ah bugger!
Sucre to the rescue!!!
Sucre: Déjalo! Los Spoilers son guays, chico!
Sucre: Soy un Rebelde de los Spoilers y estoy Orgulloso de ello!!
I'm not saying Sucre's dumb, but how did he figure out that bolshoi booze = co-ordinates? Still, I have to say I've always liked Spanish and wanted to learn it and Sucre sounded kind of hot being all macho in Spanish ;) Did anyone translate what DCG and Sucre said to one another? I take it they weren't saying: "All you need is love" :)
Back at some Nameless hotel, poor Sara however is about to be tortured by the evil Kellerman ....
Kellerman: I pretended to be a spoiler whore to win your trust. I know you read spoilers
Kellerman: Confess
Kellerman: Tell me all
Thoughtbubble: Umm, my mouth is gagged you retard
Kellerman: Oops you're right
Sara: Spoilers rule, I'm telling you nothing
Kellerman drags her into the bathroom for further questioning ....
Kellerman: I'll do a deal with you, Sara. Stop reading spoilers
Kellerman: Tell me what I want to know and I'll let you go
Sara: I'll be a spoiler rebel forever
Kellerman: Wrong answer! *dunk!*
Sara: *gasp*! Spoilers rule!
Kellerman: Stubborn
Kellerman: Think again. Spoilers evil.
Kellerman: I know all about you & Scofield. I went through your origami cranes
Sara: Pervert
Kellerman: Fine, now I'll put an iron in the water
Sara: I don't care
Kim: You can't make me stop reading spoilers
Kim: She is a spoiler whore. Kill her
Kellerman: I can turn her, I swear
Kim: She reads spoilers. She must die!
Kellerman: *sigh*
Kellerman: I wish I knew how to pout
Kellerman: Sara, this is your last chance. Don't make me kill you
Kellerman: Say you'll stop reading spoilers.
Sara: Screw you. Spoiler defiance rocks.
Kellerman: *dunk*
Meep! What will become of our beloved Sara?