ROBOT UNICORN OPPAR!
I didn't write this, btw.
Taecyeon rode up to the castle atop his mighty steed, pulling the reigns as the majestic creature whinnied.
"Whoa, Junho," he said to his unicorn, stroking its satiny, white pelt. Junho trotted to the gate of the castle, where Taecyeon dismounted and banged the heavy knocker on the wooden door.
"Hark! Who goes there?" cried the darkly handsome gatekeeper as he gobbled dried rainbows.
"I am Taecyeon of the Duchy of Bedford," he proclaimed, "And I have come to consummate the marriage with my betrothed."
"Ah, the prince is expecting you, Sire!" the darkly handsome gatekeeper bowed lowly, and despite being a shining white knight in rainbow armor, Taecyeon let his courteousness slip as he checked out the meaty ass of the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper rose to take the reigns of his unicorn, leading it to the stables.
"I shall take care of this fine creature," the gatekeeper said, stroking its nose. A dark feeling swept over Taecyeon, but he proceeded into the castle.
He ascended the crystal stairs, past the ballroom, through the main hall, upstairs into the King's chambers. He reached the top of the tower, and hesitated knocking; but let's face it, manly men never knock, they just barge right on in.
He found Prince Nichkhun laying on the bed, clad in a form-fitting robe that glimmered with the rainbows of a freshly-fallen shower. He placed the book he was reading down onto the bed.
"Taecyeon! My shining knight, you came!'
Taecyeon smiled greasily, kicking off his his boots. As he crawled to the bed, he saw that his lover had swooned. His chest was rising and falling in anticipation.
"Open your eyes," Taecyeon said.
Nichkhun shuddered, but the Thai Prince opened his brown eyes, framed by thick brows.
"Do not be ashamed, beloved."
"But Taecyeon,' he whispered, "How will I know that our love is eternal?"
"Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony..." Taecyeon trailed his hand down to the collar of Nichkhun's robes, ready to see the other man's body as fresh as the rainbow of a morning's dew.
"Oh, love," whispered Nichkhun.
Taecyeon rode up to the castle atop his mighty steed, pulling the reigns as the majestic creature whinnied.
"Whoa, Junho," he said to his unicorn, stroking its satiny, white pelt. Junho trotted to the gate of the castle, where Taecyeon dismounted and banged the heavy knocker on the wooden door.
"Hark! Who goes there?" cried the darkly handsome gatekeeper as he gobbled dried rainbows.
"I am Taecyeon of the Duchy of Bedford," he proclaimed, "And I have come to consummate the marriage with my betrothed."
"Ah, the prince is expecting you, Sire!" the darkly handsome gatekeeper bowed lowly, and despite being a shining white knight in rainbow armor, Taecyeon let his courteousness slip as he checked out the meaty ass of the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper rose to take the reigns of his unicorn, leading it to the stables.
"I shall take care of this fine creature," the gatekeeper said, stroking its nose. A dark feeling swept over Taecyeon, but he proceeded into the castle.
He ascended the crystal stairs, past the ballroom, through the main hall, upstairs into the King's chambers. He reached the top of the tower, and hesitated knocking; but let's face it, manly men never knock, they just barge right on in.
He found Prince Nichkhun laying on the bed, clad in a form-fitting robe that glimmered with the rainbows of a freshly-fallen shower. He placed the book he was reading down onto the bed.
"Taecyeon! My shining knight, you came!'
Taecyeon smiled greasily, kicking off his his boots. As he crawled to the bed, he saw that his lover had swooned. His chest was rising and falling in anticipation.
"Open your eyes," Taecyeon said.
Nichkhun shuddered, but the Thai Prince opened his brown eyes, framed by thick brows.
"Do not be ashamed, beloved."
"But Taecyeon,' he whispered, "How will I know that our love is eternal?"
"Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony..." Taecyeon trailed his hand down to the collar of Nichkhun's robes, ready to see the other man's body as fresh as the rainbow of a morning's dew.
"Oh, love," whispered Nichkhun.