A little culture, ffs.
I'm trying to convince Zach that we need to go to a film festival next year. His response was "we need to go to the Dallas festival." My response came in the form of vomit pooling in the back of my throat. The point of a film festival is not to be one of the first sets of eyes to view a film that would otherwise take years to be released (like you might think) but to take a g.d. vacation that doesn't revolve around getting drunk and sunburned and shopping - like virtually ALL OTHER vacation ideas. He also suggested SXSW as an alternative, as if hanging out with sweaty teens and watching shitty bands and like 4 movies is my idea of a good time. I prefer my teens clean and odorless, thank you very much.