Barbie dolls
I have a new fashion that I am going to start. I want to make some ugly ass boots, make them popular by giving them some sort of name that brings everyones attention to the fact that they are completely heinous, like "Stupid boots," or maybe, um.... "caveman boots." I'll work on that later. Anyway...then I will market them to plastic girls with bitch bags. The girls who have a hair lump in the front of their heads, and use spray-on tans so they look orange all the time like they have septicemia or something. Anyway...those girls, and I will make it fashionable to roll up your bluejeans over the top of the "stoopid boots." Then they can prance around all four seasons of the year and look ridiculous. Except for winter, because you wouldn't want to get your boots all gross and everything. Well, I guess that wouldn't matter really if there was no snow on the ground. I love fashion. I can't wait till I get old and everyone makes fun of the stupid ass looking clothes we all wore at the beginning of the new millennium. Fuck. Seriously?