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Jan 11, 2006 15:45



by limitedbythesky

koala4president's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 11% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 04:37:30 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 10:36:57 PM
Alco Money! : $ 470

Guests of Honour
koala4president is a whimsical Agnostic and a fan of strong, hard liquor. koala4president drank 6 Poteens, 3 White Russians, 1 Irish Cream, 1 Absinthe, 1 Vermouth.
fantasy052188 is a neurotic Liberal Christian. fantasy052188 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
bl1nkr0x is a spirited Muslim. bl1nkr0x drank 3 Gins, 2 Mint Juleps, 4 Poteens, 2 Whiskeys.
princess_mango is a crestfallen Taoist. princess_mango drank 2 Absinthes.
kellslawells is a sexually repressed Hindu and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. kellslawells drank 16 Pilsners, 1 Champagne, 1 Ale, 1 Stout.
redvintagerose is a graceful Agnostic and is usually the last person standing at the bar. redvintagerose drank 12 Tequilas, 3 Red Wines, 2 Rums, 2 Aftershocks.
littlehappyland is a vicious Fundementalist Christian who constantly bitches about....well everything on Livejournal. littlehappyland decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
darkmystery is a vicious Buddhist. darkmystery drank 14 Absinthes.
rox4br8ckfast is a spiritless Agnostic. rox4br8ckfast drank 7 Pilsners.
canicula12 is a graceful Hindu and is dedicated to furthering scientific research into alcohol poisioning. canicula12 drank 8 Gins, 3 Poteens, 1 Whiskey.
hollybear_86 is a rosy Agnostic and a constantly polaxed mofo. hollybear_86 drank 20 Vodkas.
lilfaith is a crummy Wiccan as well as a part-time heavy drinker. lilfaith drank 9 Pernods, 2 Rums, 1 Red Wine.
Sick!

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! bl1nkr0x, kellslawells, redvintagerose, darkmystery, hollybear_86 had better stay out of koala4president's way!
Fights

A huge fight broke out between littlehappyland and lilfaith after the former was reportedly sodomised lilfaith with The Bible.
Lovers

OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though princess_mango and canicula12 have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
The Drunkest

hollybear_86 has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events

kellslawells was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.

kellslawells made violent love with canicula12 on top of the television.

Happy New Year!

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