maintaining mystique while facing forward
Things of note:
- I've fallen in love with scarves. Not even silk scarves, although I love those too, but winter scarves. Warm, soft, extra long winter scarves, sometimes with tasselly bits at the end. Right now I'm wearing one the colour of caramel. I feel like an aviator. Or an anime character.
- Ice cream is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. As are Clodhoppers. But cold, greasy, day-after french fries from Kentucky Fried Chicken are not. You have to draw the line somewhere.
- Studies show that women only become lesbians due to shortage of men. Except that by "studies" I mean "Usher" and by "show" I mean "says through his ass, without considering the ramifications". And by "the ramifications" I mean "that I know where he lives". And by "I know where he lives" I mean "I bet I could find out, and when I do I've got a six-inch stiletto heel to introduce to his anatomy".
- I've fallen in love with scarves. Not even silk scarves, although I love those too, but winter scarves. Warm, soft, extra long winter scarves, sometimes with tasselly bits at the end. Right now I'm wearing one the colour of caramel. I feel like an aviator. Or an anime character.
- Ice cream is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. As are Clodhoppers. But cold, greasy, day-after french fries from Kentucky Fried Chicken are not. You have to draw the line somewhere.
- Studies show that women only become lesbians due to shortage of men. Except that by "studies" I mean "Usher" and by "show" I mean "says through his ass, without considering the ramifications". And by "the ramifications" I mean "that I know where he lives". And by "I know where he lives" I mean "I bet I could find out, and when I do I've got a six-inch stiletto heel to introduce to his anatomy".