NEWS Party
Title: NEWS Party
Character: Kato Shigeaki X Tegoshi Yuya (sort of?), Masuda Takahisa and Koyama Keiichiro on the side.
Genre: Crack. Suggestive.
Summary: Shige wants to plot a revenge on Tegoshi, who often pranks Keichan. However brainy Shige is, things always goes out of hand, especially if he planned it.
Author's note: Don't be offended by how whorish I portrayed Tegoshi as. I don't hate him. I like him, even. This is a crack fiction. Or maybe, I'm the one on crack as I write this. :P
Kato Shigeaki has been sitting in the position for half an hour now. He just stares ahead thoughtfully.
Nobody wants to disturb him when he is in that position. Koyama Keiichiro simply does not want to annoy anyone. Plus, Shige always has a good head on his shoulders. More than good, more like, a genius head that no one can comprehend. Tegoshi Yuya just doesn't want a huge headache to understand what he is thinking about. Plus, he has this theory that too much thinking just make more black hair sprout up in his pretty blond hair. Masuda Takahisa just want to finish his food.
Little did they know that what Shige is thinking isn't anything intellectual at all. Well, it is, to some extent, but his massive brain is being whirred in the direction of something mischievous.
And so, one fine day, he decided to invite the members to his place, for a little celebration in conjunction to the release of his new book. All three of them are rather excited about it, even though he gave them a list of rules and regulation that they should strictly follow, including no invading his private rooms and his precious wine cupboard. And no extra guests. And no soccer (Tegoshi glared at Shige in indignant. "That's directly at me!"). And no gyoza (Massu gave Shige a look that should be able to be pulled off by only Winnie the Pooh.). And no ramen (Keichan breathed a breath of relief.). And Keichan has to bring all the food (Keichan stared at it in exasperation). And, well, the list goes on. There's no room for discussion. Nevertheless, it didn't dampen any of the excitement about this party.
And that fateful day arrived.
His doorbell chimed. Shige opened the door and find the members smiling broadly. Tegoshi brought 2 bottle of red wine. Keichan is weighed down with enough food to feed all the staff in a concert venue. Massu carried a bottle of sake and a pack of.... dumplings in soup. Shige raised an eyebrow. In his defense, Massu claims that there isn't any restriction on sui gyoza. Shige just shrugged and allowed them in.
It wasn't long before the four of them sat around comfortably in the living room, tucking into the food Keichan brought. Trust Keichan, everything was delicious and exquisite. A proper mixture of Western and Japanese food. After sometime, all of them just sprawled across the couch or on the floor, unable to move.
Shige snapped up suddenly. "Wait. I made jelly dessert." And off he went to the kitchen and reappeared with a tray full of miniature cups of red jelly. Tegoshi groaned. "Shouldn't you mention dessert earlier? I can't eat another bite."
Shige waved one of the jelly and a cute pink spoon in front of Tegoshi. "Hey, eating this results in pink streaks in your hair."
Tegoshi brightened up immediately and wolfed one down at one go. He frowned slightly at the taste and tilted his head to one side. He thought for a bit and said "Pink streaks, you say? Oh well. Don't mind me eating another." and swiftly grabbed three more.
Curious, Keichan and Massu each grabbed one and took a bite cautiously. Their eyes widened. Keichan looked at Shige in alarm. "Ultra strong Jello shots?" he mouthed. Shige smirked. Keichan glanced anxiously at Tegoshi, who's swallowing his 6th cup. Massu merely went to the kitchen and made tea for himself.
Seems like Shige's plan is working. He could tell because Tegoshi just took a piece of cake and smeared the whip cream on his own cheek. And he is giggling uncontrollably when he can't lick them off. Massu sipped his wine slowly and watched the fashion show showing on TV with full attention. Keichan tried his best to not let Tegoshi topple off the couch. Shige merely got his camera ready. Anytime now.
True enough. Tegoshi groaned and, in one movement, took his vest and t-shirt off. Somehow, he found his vest amusing and draped it over any furniture he is in close proximity with. Keichan went after him, straightening each piece of furniture and grabbing them before they topple over. It wasn't long before Tegoshi find his clothes bothersome and took every single piece of them off. And he decided it is cool to flash the entire neighbourhood. So he dashed to the window, fling the blinds and windows open and yelled "TE~~GOSHI DESU! And, look! With little Yuya too!" And he did a couple of hip thrust. Keichan went into full panic mode and pulled the drunk Tegoshi in and hurriedly close all the windows and blinds he could find. He looked exasperately at Shige, who calmly took a few shots with his camera until he was satisfied with enough material to blackmail Tegoshi when the need arises.
Objective fulfilled, he happily placed his camera back into its bag. The alcohol in Tegoshi should wear off soon. How long more? Hmm, that depends on how many shots he ate. He felt his stomach dropped to the ground when he counted.... 17. Wait. What?! He counted again. Yes. 17. Considering Tegoshi's body weight and usual alcohol tolerance, it will take.... WHAT?! 13 hours to wear off.
Crap.
Nevermind. Coffee. That should help to sober him a little. Super strong coffee too. He has those really strong beans in his room. He shall go get them and make Tegoshi one really strong cup of coffee. Yes, that's what he shall do. And so, Shige went to his room quickly and hunt for those beans.
"SHIIIII~GE CHAN~~~"
Shige froze. And the next thing he know, he's lying on his bed face down, with a wriggly object straddling his back. A pair of hands grabbed his butt and squeezed. Shige froze, even more. There was a small blank memory in time and then Shige is faced up, on his bed, and Tegoshi is smiling down at him, his legs on both side of Shige's chest. In that position, the most awkward thing is that... little Yuya is being uncomfortably close to his face. Shige looked around frantically and find a very worried and yet amused Keichan standing by the door. Shige looked at Tegoshi, to find the younger guy pouting at him with puffy cheeks. And he is lowering himself lower, until their faces are only inches apart. Then Shige realised that Tegoshi isn't pouting. His cheeks are just stuffed full with... something. And Tegoshi is still coming nearer. Shige can hardly move his head. Tegoshi has his iron grip on his head. And this goes on, until their lips touched.
Keichan watched in amusement when Shige's body went slack. After a few seconds, Shige started trashing around. It wasn't until Tegoshi flipped himself over and sighed happily when Keichan realised that Shige was trashing about because Tegoshi fed him something through his mouth. And that something seems to be like... lots of jello shots.
Now that a mischievous thought has just went into Keichan's mind, he cannot let it go. He went back to the living room, grab a glass and filled it with wine with some sake. He went over to Shige, gave him a really concerned look, shove the glass into Shige's hand and told him frantically to drink it all up as quickly as possible.
Shige trusted Keichan no matter what, and so he swallowed everything in a second. Keichan grinned. A couple of minutes passed and soon, Keichan is facing 2 drunk members on bed. He found Shige's camera quickly enough and started taking photos.
Shige usually gets really lethargic when he is drunk while Tegoshi just gets hyper. With tiny suggestions, Tegoshi soon made sure that Shige and his clothes lay in two separate piles. Massu appeared at this moment and handed a slice of cake to Keichan with a smile. Tegoshi bounded over happily, grabbed the cake and put his fist down on it. He then proceeded to carefully spread the splattered cake all over Shige's chest. Shige moaned inaudibly and laid quite still. And so, Tegoshi let out a giggle, planted his chin on Shige's stomach, wrapped his arms around his waist and started licking where his tongue can reach. He moves up bit by bit when he is done with each space he moved to. Keichan stifled his giggles as he snaps more pictures.
All too soon, Shige's chest is clean again. Tegoshi buried his face into Shige's neck and whined. He tried to swing his leg over Shige's when... he felt his legs brushing over something sticky. Tegoshi pulled his adorable eyebrows together in a frown and look down. Massu stood over them with a jar of honey in one hand and a honey brush in another. The sticky thing he felt was... Shige's honey covered legs.
Tegoshi doesn't requires much coaxing to clean up Shige's legs in a few minutes. More photos of that were taken by the delighted Keichan.
Shige mustered every ounce of energy he has in his drunken stupor to flip around, so that he is face down. Unable to let this go, Keichan took a really close up shot of Shige's butt. And, one more of his butt, with Tegoshi biting down on one of the cheek.
"Don't bite that hard, Tesshi. Shige's got an anan shoot in two days time. We don't want any teeth marks, do we?" said Massu mildly as he exits the room. Tegoshi, having run out of steam, decided to snuggle against Shige and snoozed. Keichan plugged the camera into Shige's flat screen TV in his room and set the photos on as slideshow. Then, he exits and helped Massu in cleaning up everything before they both left for home. Shige, dead to the world, just flipped over again and pulled Tegoshi closer in his sleep.
The next morning, Shige woke up with a killer headache. His body feels sticky and weird and... why is there something warm against him? It took him some time before he can even open his eyes and take a good look around. Someone blond has their head on his chest. Hmmm... He doesn't remember bringing a girl back home. Where did he even pick her up? He thought hard. Wait... Wasn't yesterday a party with the members at home? Why would he has a girl in bed? He wriggled out and before he can spot who is that Blondie-in-his-Bed, his eyes stopped on the TV screen. Each picture that appeared filled him with more horror. So... That Blondie-in-his-Bed can only be....
Shige wants to just scream his head off.
END
Character: Kato Shigeaki X Tegoshi Yuya (sort of?), Masuda Takahisa and Koyama Keiichiro on the side.
Genre: Crack. Suggestive.
Summary: Shige wants to plot a revenge on Tegoshi, who often pranks Keichan. However brainy Shige is, things always goes out of hand, especially if he planned it.
Author's note: Don't be offended by how whorish I portrayed Tegoshi as. I don't hate him. I like him, even. This is a crack fiction. Or maybe, I'm the one on crack as I write this. :P
Kato Shigeaki has been sitting in the position for half an hour now. He just stares ahead thoughtfully.
Nobody wants to disturb him when he is in that position. Koyama Keiichiro simply does not want to annoy anyone. Plus, Shige always has a good head on his shoulders. More than good, more like, a genius head that no one can comprehend. Tegoshi Yuya just doesn't want a huge headache to understand what he is thinking about. Plus, he has this theory that too much thinking just make more black hair sprout up in his pretty blond hair. Masuda Takahisa just want to finish his food.
Little did they know that what Shige is thinking isn't anything intellectual at all. Well, it is, to some extent, but his massive brain is being whirred in the direction of something mischievous.
And so, one fine day, he decided to invite the members to his place, for a little celebration in conjunction to the release of his new book. All three of them are rather excited about it, even though he gave them a list of rules and regulation that they should strictly follow, including no invading his private rooms and his precious wine cupboard. And no extra guests. And no soccer (Tegoshi glared at Shige in indignant. "That's directly at me!"). And no gyoza (Massu gave Shige a look that should be able to be pulled off by only Winnie the Pooh.). And no ramen (Keichan breathed a breath of relief.). And Keichan has to bring all the food (Keichan stared at it in exasperation). And, well, the list goes on. There's no room for discussion. Nevertheless, it didn't dampen any of the excitement about this party.
And that fateful day arrived.
His doorbell chimed. Shige opened the door and find the members smiling broadly. Tegoshi brought 2 bottle of red wine. Keichan is weighed down with enough food to feed all the staff in a concert venue. Massu carried a bottle of sake and a pack of.... dumplings in soup. Shige raised an eyebrow. In his defense, Massu claims that there isn't any restriction on sui gyoza. Shige just shrugged and allowed them in.
It wasn't long before the four of them sat around comfortably in the living room, tucking into the food Keichan brought. Trust Keichan, everything was delicious and exquisite. A proper mixture of Western and Japanese food. After sometime, all of them just sprawled across the couch or on the floor, unable to move.
Shige snapped up suddenly. "Wait. I made jelly dessert." And off he went to the kitchen and reappeared with a tray full of miniature cups of red jelly. Tegoshi groaned. "Shouldn't you mention dessert earlier? I can't eat another bite."
Shige waved one of the jelly and a cute pink spoon in front of Tegoshi. "Hey, eating this results in pink streaks in your hair."
Tegoshi brightened up immediately and wolfed one down at one go. He frowned slightly at the taste and tilted his head to one side. He thought for a bit and said "Pink streaks, you say? Oh well. Don't mind me eating another." and swiftly grabbed three more.
Curious, Keichan and Massu each grabbed one and took a bite cautiously. Their eyes widened. Keichan looked at Shige in alarm. "Ultra strong Jello shots?" he mouthed. Shige smirked. Keichan glanced anxiously at Tegoshi, who's swallowing his 6th cup. Massu merely went to the kitchen and made tea for himself.
Seems like Shige's plan is working. He could tell because Tegoshi just took a piece of cake and smeared the whip cream on his own cheek. And he is giggling uncontrollably when he can't lick them off. Massu sipped his wine slowly and watched the fashion show showing on TV with full attention. Keichan tried his best to not let Tegoshi topple off the couch. Shige merely got his camera ready. Anytime now.
True enough. Tegoshi groaned and, in one movement, took his vest and t-shirt off. Somehow, he found his vest amusing and draped it over any furniture he is in close proximity with. Keichan went after him, straightening each piece of furniture and grabbing them before they topple over. It wasn't long before Tegoshi find his clothes bothersome and took every single piece of them off. And he decided it is cool to flash the entire neighbourhood. So he dashed to the window, fling the blinds and windows open and yelled "TE~~GOSHI DESU! And, look! With little Yuya too!" And he did a couple of hip thrust. Keichan went into full panic mode and pulled the drunk Tegoshi in and hurriedly close all the windows and blinds he could find. He looked exasperately at Shige, who calmly took a few shots with his camera until he was satisfied with enough material to blackmail Tegoshi when the need arises.
Objective fulfilled, he happily placed his camera back into its bag. The alcohol in Tegoshi should wear off soon. How long more? Hmm, that depends on how many shots he ate. He felt his stomach dropped to the ground when he counted.... 17. Wait. What?! He counted again. Yes. 17. Considering Tegoshi's body weight and usual alcohol tolerance, it will take.... WHAT?! 13 hours to wear off.
Crap.
Nevermind. Coffee. That should help to sober him a little. Super strong coffee too. He has those really strong beans in his room. He shall go get them and make Tegoshi one really strong cup of coffee. Yes, that's what he shall do. And so, Shige went to his room quickly and hunt for those beans.
"SHIIIII~GE CHAN~~~"
Shige froze. And the next thing he know, he's lying on his bed face down, with a wriggly object straddling his back. A pair of hands grabbed his butt and squeezed. Shige froze, even more. There was a small blank memory in time and then Shige is faced up, on his bed, and Tegoshi is smiling down at him, his legs on both side of Shige's chest. In that position, the most awkward thing is that... little Yuya is being uncomfortably close to his face. Shige looked around frantically and find a very worried and yet amused Keichan standing by the door. Shige looked at Tegoshi, to find the younger guy pouting at him with puffy cheeks. And he is lowering himself lower, until their faces are only inches apart. Then Shige realised that Tegoshi isn't pouting. His cheeks are just stuffed full with... something. And Tegoshi is still coming nearer. Shige can hardly move his head. Tegoshi has his iron grip on his head. And this goes on, until their lips touched.
Keichan watched in amusement when Shige's body went slack. After a few seconds, Shige started trashing around. It wasn't until Tegoshi flipped himself over and sighed happily when Keichan realised that Shige was trashing about because Tegoshi fed him something through his mouth. And that something seems to be like... lots of jello shots.
Now that a mischievous thought has just went into Keichan's mind, he cannot let it go. He went back to the living room, grab a glass and filled it with wine with some sake. He went over to Shige, gave him a really concerned look, shove the glass into Shige's hand and told him frantically to drink it all up as quickly as possible.
Shige trusted Keichan no matter what, and so he swallowed everything in a second. Keichan grinned. A couple of minutes passed and soon, Keichan is facing 2 drunk members on bed. He found Shige's camera quickly enough and started taking photos.
Shige usually gets really lethargic when he is drunk while Tegoshi just gets hyper. With tiny suggestions, Tegoshi soon made sure that Shige and his clothes lay in two separate piles. Massu appeared at this moment and handed a slice of cake to Keichan with a smile. Tegoshi bounded over happily, grabbed the cake and put his fist down on it. He then proceeded to carefully spread the splattered cake all over Shige's chest. Shige moaned inaudibly and laid quite still. And so, Tegoshi let out a giggle, planted his chin on Shige's stomach, wrapped his arms around his waist and started licking where his tongue can reach. He moves up bit by bit when he is done with each space he moved to. Keichan stifled his giggles as he snaps more pictures.
All too soon, Shige's chest is clean again. Tegoshi buried his face into Shige's neck and whined. He tried to swing his leg over Shige's when... he felt his legs brushing over something sticky. Tegoshi pulled his adorable eyebrows together in a frown and look down. Massu stood over them with a jar of honey in one hand and a honey brush in another. The sticky thing he felt was... Shige's honey covered legs.
Tegoshi doesn't requires much coaxing to clean up Shige's legs in a few minutes. More photos of that were taken by the delighted Keichan.
Shige mustered every ounce of energy he has in his drunken stupor to flip around, so that he is face down. Unable to let this go, Keichan took a really close up shot of Shige's butt. And, one more of his butt, with Tegoshi biting down on one of the cheek.
"Don't bite that hard, Tesshi. Shige's got an anan shoot in two days time. We don't want any teeth marks, do we?" said Massu mildly as he exits the room. Tegoshi, having run out of steam, decided to snuggle against Shige and snoozed. Keichan plugged the camera into Shige's flat screen TV in his room and set the photos on as slideshow. Then, he exits and helped Massu in cleaning up everything before they both left for home. Shige, dead to the world, just flipped over again and pulled Tegoshi closer in his sleep.
The next morning, Shige woke up with a killer headache. His body feels sticky and weird and... why is there something warm against him? It took him some time before he can even open his eyes and take a good look around. Someone blond has their head on his chest. Hmmm... He doesn't remember bringing a girl back home. Where did he even pick her up? He thought hard. Wait... Wasn't yesterday a party with the members at home? Why would he has a girl in bed? He wriggled out and before he can spot who is that Blondie-in-his-Bed, his eyes stopped on the TV screen. Each picture that appeared filled him with more horror. So... That Blondie-in-his-Bed can only be....
Shige wants to just scream his head off.
END