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I was looking at the brainiac website and the Tickles something part, and some of them are just stupid!
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Stupid
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
REALY stupid
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
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Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
No, its derived from a latin/greek word
Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
grr!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
lame
Do cows have calf muscles?
obviously
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
Possiably becaus of the way its spelt
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
They dont, and stupid!
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
also derived from a latin/greek word
I know theyr suposed to be jokes but theyr crap ones.
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Stupid
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
REALY stupid
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
No comment
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
No, its derived from a latin/greek word
Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
grr!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
lame
Do cows have calf muscles?
obviously
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
Possiably becaus of the way its spelt
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
They dont, and stupid!
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
also derived from a latin/greek word
I know theyr suposed to be jokes but theyr crap ones.