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yello everyone, im a little tired but im makin dad a card, yup, thats me the organized one. Anyhoo not realy much reason for me to be updating, i am cuz i can. Hmm, im gona make a huge ass list of jokes, add on so its like friken huge.
Oh and dont copy them of other web pages, i already beat u to them.
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Where do u find a leggless turtle? Where u left it!
Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assulted.
I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. (Albert Einstein)
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Death is hereditary.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts
Two eggs are in a frying pan and one says “Man it’s hot in here.” The other one says “Holy sh*t a talking egg!"
How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her
Two cows were standing by a fence, One says 'did you hear about that mad cow desiese goin round?' The other replys, 'Yeah, lucky we're penguins eh?'
Grosse jokes...
Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.”
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant? A: Apologize and wipe it off.
What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ.
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.
Anyhoo, give me some more.
Oh and dont copy them of other web pages, i already beat u to them.
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Where do u find a leggless turtle? Where u left it!
Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assulted.
I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. (Albert Einstein)
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Death is hereditary.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts
Two eggs are in a frying pan and one says “Man it’s hot in here.” The other one says “Holy sh*t a talking egg!"
How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her
Two cows were standing by a fence, One says 'did you hear about that mad cow desiese goin round?' The other replys, 'Yeah, lucky we're penguins eh?'
Grosse jokes...
Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.”
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant? A: Apologize and wipe it off.
What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ.
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.
Anyhoo, give me some more.