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OH MY FUCKING GOD! CLERKS II WAS HILARIOUS!!! WOOT WOOT!!
Memorable Quotes from Clerks II [From ImDB.com]
Elias: [Elias is drunk] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.
Concerned Father: Don't look at his wee-wee.
Randal Graves: That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey, they're not gay. They're hobbits.
Jay: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Teen #2: [after a short pause] Yeah.
Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves: You sound like my mom.
Dante Hicks: 'Porch monkey' is a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves: Oh it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, those are racial slurs against black people!
Randal Graves: You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?
Elias: [screams] Oh no!
Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard...
haha...peace yo
Memorable Quotes from Clerks II [From ImDB.com]
Elias: [Elias is drunk] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.
Concerned Father: Don't look at his wee-wee.
Randal Graves: That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey, they're not gay. They're hobbits.
Jay: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Teen #2: [after a short pause] Yeah.
Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves: You sound like my mom.
Dante Hicks: 'Porch monkey' is a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves: Oh it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, those are racial slurs against black people!
Randal Graves: You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?
Elias: [screams] Oh no!
Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard...
haha...peace yo