butt

Mar 10, 2009 22:00

ahuh! yeah, you have to type the huh huh huhs... butt. but the other kinda butt. i'm playing baseball - jonathan broxton is a douche... no, BROXTON... is a douche. IS a douche... cat... whiskers... peanut butter... butt... porn? question mark? strikeout... fuck that guy ... fuck the braves... i killed their faces... faces that look like assholes... bullpen - papelbon... he's cold. matt kemp... fuck that guy (laughter) fernando tatis... he's a douche... butt... butt... (laughter) AUGHHH BUTT... papelbon (laughter)

"i" 25 times (laughter) 800 giggles worth of screams... money... papelbon... strike. i'm gonna kill your family. WHAT? NO! That's bullshit! that was some bullshit! agh! yeah, that's right... comeback bitch that might be construed as something different... might not right... uh AGH... high endurance old spice. (laughter) smell like i sound. smell like i sound. yeah fuck yeah like uh beyonce she sounds juice probably smells that way too... alright! (laughter, hand motions) paula abdul dance... smell like i sound. yea bitch. no, it's david wright. hey lookit his stats so far. um - 18. 18 games, 6 Homeruns, 23 RBIs... wait, hold on... yeah. 23 RBIs. six homeruns.

that was cool. oh no, go back to... desolation row. did you hear desolation row? the fuckin'... auch. man, that pissed me off. your mother pissed me off. lots of people's mothers have pissed me off. custom soundtrack man. hey. watch watch watch watch watch OW! i hurt my neck (sings along with "under the bridge") are you caught up? (thumbs up, clears throat)

ashtray. butt. (laughs) snicker snicker... ha! nevermore! i read "the raven" a week and a half ago... butt. buttfuckers. ow my balls (laughs) poppy. braouw! yeah, type that. (laughs) wanna hit? dan doesn't wanna hit (takes a hit). uh... simple jack. have you seen that movie? we should watch that movie. well, you saw that i uh had his quotes on my uh facebook - peter sellers, "being there". this' gonna be interesting to read. no one is going to read it. or if they do, they'll get about three lines through it and be like "what the fuck?" it's like being a fly on the wall tho. thats what fotw stands for! poppy. wait hold on let's find a good one. (sings along with "act naturally") (plays guitar) (smokes more weed, hums along with "act naturally") (plays guitar) poop. all capitals, three exclamations, and the long, and then after that in parenthesis... three minute long "e chord" - wasn't that how long it was... at the end of uh sgt. peppers?

yep.
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