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by limitedbythesky
knubby05's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 15% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 05:35:31 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 03:43:49 PM
Alco Money! : $ 268
Guests of Honour
kraziegurl351 is a lethargic Buddhist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. kraziegurl351 drank 11 Ciders.
lilpaininside is a boring Taoist. lilpaininside decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
suil_chait is a bouncy Agnostic. suil_chait drank 3 Hot Toddys, 2 Kahluas.
knubby05 is a spiritless Liberal Christian. knubby05 drank 1 Aftershock.
a_souls_blend is a graceful Agnostic and a newbie drinker. a_souls_blend drank 1 White Wine, 5 Bloody Marys.
default_libido is a dismayed Wiccan. default_libido drank 11 Poteens, 5 Red Wines.
shatteredsecret is a resentful Buddhist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. shatteredsecret drank 6 White Wines.
lilalaska is a vivacious Agnostic and a tubthumping lunatic. lilalaska drank 9 Pulques, 1 Bloody Mary.
jokerdcg is a repulsive Fundementalist Christian who consistently mumbles profanities into the ears of old biddies on long haul flights. jokerdcg decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
mandyyy_marie is a rosy Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. mandyyy_marie drank 10 Pulques, 8 Vermouths, 2 Sambuccas.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 5 people barfed everywhere including kraziegurl351, a_souls_blend, default_libido, shatteredsecret, mandyyy_marie.
Fights
default_libido managed to provoke a frenzied attack from jokerdcg after mocking their saviour ouija board. 'Jesus? Are you there? Are there pretzels in Heaven? Yes or No?' jested default_libido
mandyyy_marie persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at jokerdcg which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.
Lovers
And the cat is finally out of the bag! kraziegurl351 and lilpaininside have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.
The Drunkest
mandyyy_marie was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.
Random Events
During a game of Twister mandyyy_marie reached out and felt suil_chait's arse.
suil_chait is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.
mandyyy_marie declared their undieing love for knubby05 before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
Happy New Year!
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