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ykkZipperCompany (1:26:04 PM): I'm going to pick you up, we're going to go to wal star mart to look at electric blankets and cassete adapters, then we are going to look for a job for you.
ykkZipperCompany (1:26:18 PM): So put on your dancing shoes.
i don't fight with the spanish.
so i dusted off my dancing shoes and brian and i eloped set off on a journey.
we got brian one of those tape adapter dealies for his car.
the ones that let you use your cd player and what not..
only fucking phillips packages like a motherfucker and it was impossible to open.
sawing it with his keys in the above picture didnt work very well for brian.
neither did trying to use the strength of 1000 men to just rip it open.
i suggested utilizing the cigarette lighter.
this photo isn't blurry... it's artsy.
now, burning plastic is NEVER a good idea.
let alone in a closed car with no windows open.
the fumes were insane.
first time in a while i've choked on something other than cock. i kid, i kid.
i had to open the door.
brian continued to burn the plastic outside.
and minutes later, it was working like a dream.
at the mall, brian had his FIRST ICEE OF ALL TIME.
and some fries.
what is he reading, you ask?
BAM, bitch!
apparently, kids meals at burger king have TMNT toys right now!
everyone fucking go
if you do get a kids meal, you'll get THIS BAG.
brian and i did not get kids meals, so brian leaned over the counter and took two bags.
when you bring a spainard along, you can get ANYTHING.
at best buy, they have cameras set up on the camera docks that print out pictures.
so naturally, brian and i abused the privalege.
this shit prints one color at a time!
i didnt capture all the colors, though.
still... so cool.
you'll notice there's more than one photo there.
i only took one photo and brian only took one photo.
that's one he took of me.
this is the tester.
and the next three are ones losers left behind.
ooo someone is loaded
and someone is turned on by altoids containers.
i got home and theresa gave me this gummy shaped like a mini hamburger!
it was so hard to chew.. but so good.
i get really bad cravings for food.
no craving is ever as bad as the cravings i get for pickles, though.
i dont know why i so badly need something that looks so horribly gross.
i did NOT find a job, today.
that sucked a bit.
who knows somewhere that is hiring?
in connecticut, doucherockets.