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i will never be able to detail to you the sheer hilarity of last night.
it was ... ah so good. SO good.
but i will try.
cassie, becca and i needed to get a tree.
the place next door to cassie's house where we had planned to go, was CLOSED.
so we went to cassie's house for a bit to strategize.
cassie called her mother.
her mother=hysterical.
i'm pictured a lot on this wall.
this is where pukkatukka makes it happen.
cassie's greek pride on her ceiling.
cassie honestly tried driving with her nose.
cassie's dad suggests this place
the guy was just hanging out in this crazy ass trailer. he wasn't very nice, either.
cassie and i saw this tree at the same time and loved it.
it's pretty big.
becca saw a small, reasonable tree.
we overruled her ass.
cassie telling becca to stop because she's going to pee her pants.
this plea is common place amongst us.
becca and i usually clap.
for those who havent seen cassie's car, it's a two door hatchback.
it has no room, no room at all for a tree.
even LESS room for a large tree and 3 people.
haha oh man.
this family used a truck. FUCKING GENIUS
so i sat on cassie's lap and becca drove cassie's car.
cassie's car has fun little quirks.. like stalling and the steering wheel locking up.
becca handled her like a champ, however.
ah we have arrived at cassie's humble abode.
it took a while to untie the string...
i dont know what becca did, but the door was just JAMMED
cassie had to kick that shit open
not once had we questioned if it was too tall.
it was.
cassie's dad dominated the top with like a fucking meat knife.
it has no point at the top now.
becca sorted through the lights
i made crucial decisions.
that's a lie.
i was hungry with a headache and moody.
sorry, guys.
we encircled the tree to put the lights on.
that was my view.
that's right, i was in the back.
we got the lights up.
we still have to finish the rest of the tree.
get more lights.
more ornaments.
etc.
but we all have stockings hung by the chimney with care
angel=becca's
santa=cassie's
snowman=mine.
i love snowmen.
we watched the tracy morgan show and some of this.
i love watching becca's reactions to bush.
hilarious.
i wish someone could have been there with us to assure you people it was a hilarious night.
maybe we're just hilarious.