Gah....
(beats head against desk) well one thing's for sure..my birthday is NEVER boring. last year my mom had a stroke and everyone forgot. This year we ran around all day doing errands so even if deron or Chad HAD called me i wouldn't have been here which would have bummed me out.
Speaking of Chad, Joy A. Dawson I fucking hate you, girl! That man is soooo fine! He looked damn hot with that bow and arrow (wink wink nudge nudge)Even his voice is sex-A!
No Johnny on Bam's Unholy Union but at least I got to see Steve-O (Yeah Dude!)Is it just me or is Danger Ehren looking fine these days? maybe I'm just lonely. heh.
OH God have mercy...my valley girl friend from high school is now on my ass about me being an atheist...look, I've been forced into church for like 14 frigging years, gone to at least ten churches, sat under more thna that many preachers..they're all full of shit. Period. I believe in God but organized religion is just a way for the church to take your mind, soul, and money and turn you into a clone. Sorry to all you religious people. I've LIVED with a preacher, they're full of shit. They're just out for money and ass like every other man alive. One drug my mom through the mud for ten years then dumped her for a girl about four years older than me. So just leave me the fuck alone about it, alright? I am not confused. I'm very very certain about this.I don't try to convince you of my way of thinking so you go yer way and I'll go mine.
Anyway..rant over. I get pissed easily.
Took Princess in the truck today. BAAAAAAAAD idea. that dog is never going anywhere with us except to the vet again. She puked all over the back seat. Then on the way to walmart to pick up the cake I lost my temper and shouted "Sit in the back and behave!!" and she gives me this hurt look then scrambles over my mom's shoulder and gets in the back, right? Well I was HIGHLY impressed with her intelligence and started to say as much when I heard "Spppppppplop" and smelled something like rotten garbage.Mom and I proceded to exchange a look, glance back at the dinner plate sized puddle of diarhea on the back seat then burst out laughing so hard we could barely park. It was lucky we had that reaction or we would have jumped out and left the truck at the stop light.
Travis thought I was 25. Heh! Hell no, dude, when I'm 25 I'm spending my birthday in West Chester or wherever Chad's house is with Joy. That's my idea of a happy birthday. LOL. No errands, no one ordering me to come over and get my birthday present (My grandma is old, I understand, but I'm not 6. I won't rip it open a day early just 'cause I have it)No calculating how many pizzas to buy, no dogs crapping everywhere while we're gone...my head hurts. LOL. No blood tests. No arguements. No thank you.
Thank you again to Joy for the lovely Johnny/Bam slash fic. totally made my day. Superbly written. Lots of hugs. Now I am off to bed. Tormorrow I will post pics.
Speaking of Chad, Joy A. Dawson I fucking hate you, girl! That man is soooo fine! He looked damn hot with that bow and arrow (wink wink nudge nudge)Even his voice is sex-A!
No Johnny on Bam's Unholy Union but at least I got to see Steve-O (Yeah Dude!)Is it just me or is Danger Ehren looking fine these days? maybe I'm just lonely. heh.
OH God have mercy...my valley girl friend from high school is now on my ass about me being an atheist...look, I've been forced into church for like 14 frigging years, gone to at least ten churches, sat under more thna that many preachers..they're all full of shit. Period. I believe in God but organized religion is just a way for the church to take your mind, soul, and money and turn you into a clone. Sorry to all you religious people. I've LIVED with a preacher, they're full of shit. They're just out for money and ass like every other man alive. One drug my mom through the mud for ten years then dumped her for a girl about four years older than me. So just leave me the fuck alone about it, alright? I am not confused. I'm very very certain about this.I don't try to convince you of my way of thinking so you go yer way and I'll go mine.
Anyway..rant over. I get pissed easily.
Took Princess in the truck today. BAAAAAAAAD idea. that dog is never going anywhere with us except to the vet again. She puked all over the back seat. Then on the way to walmart to pick up the cake I lost my temper and shouted "Sit in the back and behave!!" and she gives me this hurt look then scrambles over my mom's shoulder and gets in the back, right? Well I was HIGHLY impressed with her intelligence and started to say as much when I heard "Spppppppplop" and smelled something like rotten garbage.Mom and I proceded to exchange a look, glance back at the dinner plate sized puddle of diarhea on the back seat then burst out laughing so hard we could barely park. It was lucky we had that reaction or we would have jumped out and left the truck at the stop light.
Travis thought I was 25. Heh! Hell no, dude, when I'm 25 I'm spending my birthday in West Chester or wherever Chad's house is with Joy. That's my idea of a happy birthday. LOL. No errands, no one ordering me to come over and get my birthday present (My grandma is old, I understand, but I'm not 6. I won't rip it open a day early just 'cause I have it)No calculating how many pizzas to buy, no dogs crapping everywhere while we're gone...my head hurts. LOL. No blood tests. No arguements. No thank you.
Thank you again to Joy for the lovely Johnny/Bam slash fic. totally made my day. Superbly written. Lots of hugs. Now I am off to bed. Tormorrow I will post pics.