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[knowthatiknow]

From what I've heard over the network, it isn't uncommon for a large number of people to arrive all at once, but past experience is apparently telling some people that an influx of this magnitude is a special case. What is it that makes this any different from the usual batch of new arrivals? I myself only arrived in the last one, so you'll have to

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[ai_rabu_men]

Oh Itsuki~

ffff this is the best post ever

[knowthatiknow]

Kyon-kun?

He's already assaulted RealKyon

[ai_rabu_men]

Itsuki~ I've been a bad, bad little boy~

GOOD SHOW

[knowthatiknow]

... That's unfortunate.

Not for Kyon~

[ai_rabu_men]

Mmmm~ And bad, bad boys like me need to be punished, don't they~

Kyon obviously can't appreciate being molested by himself 8|

[knowthatiknow]

If you're feeling guilty you might want to speak with law enforcement.

How bizarre :D

[ai_rabu_men]

But that's not the right sort of punishment, Koizy-chan~ I want you to do bad things to me~

... I am trying so hard not to crack up in the middle of class; IT'S HARD

[knowthatiknow]

Perhaps you should find Suzumiya-san; she's rather good at thinking up punishments for people.

Somehow this needs to happen in canon, get Kyon drunk~

[ai_rabu_men]

Tut tut, now you're being mean Koizy~ I want you to punish naughty old me~ Not Su~zu~mi~ya~sa~ma.

XDD

[knowthatiknow]

My apologies, but I don't know that I'm qualified.

Only Itsuki could keep a straight face here

[ai_rabu_men]

But then I'd have to punish you for failing your duties Koizy-chan~ I don't want bad things to happen to you~

1/3- is he hiding confusion or desire? YOU BE THE JUDGE

[knowthatiknow]

Unfortunately, punishment isn't a part of my job description; I'm here to keep Suzumiya-san plea--

2/3

[knowthatiknow]

Perhaps that's not the best wording to use in this case.

3/3

[knowthatiknow]

My job is simply to keep Suzumiya-san emotionally balanced. I'm sorry I can't be of any help.

/JUDGES

[ai_rabu_men]

Hm, y-you...don't want to please me too Koizy?

/JUDGED

[knowthatiknow]

Your bad moods can't destroy the world, thankfully.