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Oct 31, 2012 13:39

I'm not sure what to put here. I'm new if it helps any. My name is Ibu Shinji. I don't know who any of you are but I have a feeling some of you will be happy to come and tell me. That's fine. But don't expect me to remember all of your names. I suppose if you give me time I'll remember but I'm bad with remembering names. Even faces sometimes. ( Read more... )

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probably_i November 1 2012, 02:55:40 UTC
The kitchen does come equipped with a coffee machine. It's nothing fancy but it's a start.

Speaking of drinks, do allow me to offer you a welcome cuppa.

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knowthatfeelbro November 1 2012, 03:01:57 UTC
Do you know how to make a latte?

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probably_i November 1 2012, 03:49:42 UTC
I can make a very special latte.

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knowthatfeelbro November 1 2012, 09:02:21 UTC
That sounds really sketchy. Are you a pervert?

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probably_i November 1 2012, 11:44:30 UTC
i just like to make drinks.

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knowthatfeelbro November 1 2012, 12:26:32 UTC
Do you always go up to people you don't know and offer them your 'special latte'? It's kind of creepy. And since people have told me not to drink your drinks it's even more creepy. What have you done to people to make them afraid of your drinks unless you flash them at the same time. Or do you slip them some rohypnol as well?

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probably_i November 1 2012, 12:44:06 UTC
Since you like coffee I thought I'd make it a latte. It's usually a sort of ...smoothie.

I'm not interested in revealing myself or taking advantage of incapacitated experimental subjects people. I just want people to try my drinks. Fuji can tell you more about how he likes them. Oishi might be a little...biased.

Do you usually go around accusing friendly people of being perverts?

ooc: strikes deleted

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knowthatfeelbro November 1 2012, 12:50:02 UTC
Only when they act like one.

If you wanted to take me out for a coffee you should just ask me. Not offer me your 'special' coffee which sounds weird no matter what way you slice it.

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probably_i November 1 2012, 12:55:16 UTC


I do not want to take you out for coffee. I wanted to offer you a cup of coffee. Is that wrong?

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knowthatfeelbro November 1 2012, 12:58:45 UTC
You're very persistent.

Fine then. I'll accept your offer. But I accept with a warning. If you do drug me, I will find you and I'll make you pay.

Do you still want to make me coffee?

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probably_i November 1 2012, 13:10:38 UTC
Ibu Shinji. I assure you that I do not own or use any drugs, on myself or others.

Do you want coffee? Far be it from me to coerce you.

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knowthatfeelbro November 1 2012, 16:34:20 UTC
And yet somehow I feel I am being coerced. But fine. I'll have coffee.

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