Oct 21, 2011 11:52
[Ladies and gentlemen... Professor Charles Xavier. In a wheelchair. Courtesy of his little fall on the stairs of the clothier's tower. He does not look amused.]
Panicking over this situation will get us absolutely nowhere. You all must calm down, and remember one very important fact.
These are, quite simply, squash. Pumpkins. Granted, I myself have never been privy to a chatting pumpkin before, however... sobbing, hysteria, and the like will change nothing.
I suggest we either discover how to silence this Halloween trick our hosts have so... kindly bestowed on us, or, we ignore it until they tire of their game.
hah--funny,
totally the leader guys,
diplomacy ish,
dramatic speech is go,
!ic,
calm yo' minds guys,
!event,
i don't even