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[knowsvinewhip]

It has come to my attention that there are ways other than combat for us to be of use here. I find that rather heartening, I must say.

[Especially since the rain has stopped. HOORAY.In that case, I am offering myself in service. Otherwise I'd be rather bored here, I fear. While I do intend to seek out our hosts for work, I felt it would be

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[fallintheriver]

How can you get bored not doing anything?

[Not doing anything is the BEST.]

[knowsvinewhip]

I suppose I'm just used to being busy for most of the day.

[fallintheriver]

Tch, that would be so annoying.

But as long as you're offering to do stuff, how good are you at cooking?

[knowsvinewhip]

It's not so bad, actually.

[He laughs.] Ah, well! I've yet to poison anyone, so I must assume it isn't half bad!

[fallintheriver]

I mean, do you just stick stuff in a fire, or do you put stuff on it to make it nice? Because if it's just the fire, even I can do that. Not that I'd want to.

[But thanks for mentioning that you haven't poisoned anyone. That's always a good thing to know.]

[knowsvinewhip]

I like to think I don't simply stick things in fires. Not when I've a stove to use.

But, yes, I do put things in other things.

[fallintheriver]

Okay, good.

[That is exactly what he wanted to hear.]

Now, can you make my fish delicious without cooking it?

[Come onnn, say yes Hakkai.]

[knowsvinewhip]

Well, I could certainly try...

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[fallintheriver]

Great. It just tastes funny when it's all warm, you know? Maybe you don't know. Whatever. I don't care if you don't know.

So, uh, would you make some fish for me? I'll catch them. It's not like I've got anything else to do.

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[fallintheriver]

[Oh, right. It might help if he said...]

Um, please.

[knowsvinewhip]

I'm afraid I've only ever had fully cooked fish. But I'll take your word on it.

I'll certainly do what I can. I'll need to borrow a few things from our hosts, however.

[fallintheriver]

I'm going to catch the fish now. Do you want any?

[knowsvinewhip]

All right then.

Ah, no thank you. That's quite all right.

[fallintheriver]

Whatever, suit yourself. Don't expect me to share any of mine then.

[BRB catching delicious fish.]

[knowsvinewhip]

Oh, of course! I wouldn't dream of depriving you.

[fallintheriver]

...Good. [You are almost frighteningly agreeable, Hakkai.]

So where do you want me to bring these fish?