[ vocal sputtering ]knows_it_allFebruary 8 2011, 01:44:31 UTC
N-no... it wouldn't. Not at all. I mean, I... can pretty much get a hold of most things. Y-you know... if you want. And it's not like fireworks are... um. Illegal or anything. So that makes it easier.
[ He clears his throat to no avail. His voice is still pitchy. ]
[ sets her forge down at a better angle. there. ]sonvisageFebruary 8 2011, 02:28:37 UTC
[She'll rest her chin on her hands and stare at you, Kunsel. Hello there. Is that cleavage? She answers this by grinning. She was just getting more comfortable is all. The cleavage was ~accidental~.]
Really. What kinds of things can you get a ...hold of?
[Staaaaare.]
So kind of you to help a girl out. A real ...knight in shining armor, aren't you? [Hey, she's been reading books.]
[ So awful~ ]knows_it_allFebruary 9 2011, 03:11:58 UTC
S-suggest...? Well, I'd kind of, you know, need to, um, know... what you l-liked and might w-want... or, um, something.
[ A beat. ]
Not fond of the military? SOLDIER is a little different than your standard military, of course... but, I guess if you've got something against those types of people in general, that won't, er, make much of a difference...?
[ He falls silent for a long moment, and when he chooses to speak again his voice is quite a bit quieter. Like he's swallowed something (possibly a gulp) and it's stuck in his throat, and he's attempting to speak past it. ]
...Y-you would. I wasn't - that is to say - if you really - would it be - oh, Sh-Shiva...
[ poor Kunsel! ]sonvisageFebruary 11 2011, 04:08:07 UTC
Maybe it's not a what. Maybe it's a who.
[And if he could get it (which he can't) there's not a thing that he could ask that she wouldn't do. But it's irrelevant.]
What was that? I ...couldn't hear you. [She could, actually.] Did you say you wanted to take advantage of me? Or were you giving me permission to take advantage of you?
[ I swear, he'll suffocate before anyone else can ever kill him XD ]knows_it_allFebruary 11 2011, 04:13:44 UTC
Who...? Well, who is it, then? I've set people up together before! If you like someone, just tell me who it is, and I'll do everything in my power to make it happen, okay?
[ He was all serious for that one moment, just that one. And then she spills the rest of her commentary and his sputtering can't even come to pass because he's choking on the air he just inhaled much too quickly. ]
[ It takes him a few moments to recover, but when he does, he says, perhaps a little too loudly-- ]
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU AND I... WOULDN'T RECOMMEND TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE YOU CAN DEFINITELY DO BETTER THAN ME, OKAY?
Why should I tell you? It's not as if there's a chance anything will come of it.
[Mercurialmood is a go. So to ease the upset, she'll troll a little more.]
You don't? [Is that disappointment you hear?] Wouldn't recommend it. Hm. Would you put up a fight? Would I have to pin you down? Because you're just making it sound more interesting~
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Did you... like them?
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Oh. It wouldn't?
[Voice? Not text? So she can hear him flail? Well. Now she's smiling. And kind of purring into the forge.] Very much.
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[ He clears his throat to no avail. His voice is still pitchy. ]
Really?!
I mean, good! I'm glad to hear you liked them!
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Really. What kinds of things can you get a ...hold of?
[Staaaaare.]
So kind of you to help a girl out. A real ...knight in shining armor, aren't you? [Hey, she's been reading books.]
We should do it again sometime.
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[ Why does she have to be so pretty? So jaw-droppingly, heart-stoppingly, drop dead gorgeous... ]
I'm not a knight! I'm SOLDIER!
[ Pause. Pride shining through. Whoops! ]
I mean... wait, what?! You want to do it again?!
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I always need things. Do have anything you might suggest?
Well well, more military. Lovely. [But she's smirking, not scowling.]
I'd love to. I never thought you'd ask~.
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[ A beat. ]
Not fond of the military? SOLDIER is a little different than your standard military, of course... but, I guess if you've got something against those types of people in general, that won't, er, make much of a difference...?
[ He falls silent for a long moment, and when he chooses to speak again his voice is quite a bit quieter. Like he's swallowed something (possibly a gulp) and it's stuck in his throat, and he's attempting to speak past it. ]
...Y-you would. I wasn't - that is to say - if you really - would it be - oh, Sh-Shiva...
Just us?
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[Trolling to emo in seconds.]
...it's unlikely you would come across that.
But yes, I would. I like your company. [Not completely a lie. She likes the way you flail? And you are amusing. So amusing she's back to trolling.]
...would you prefer it to be? What's the matter, Kunsel? Are you still afraid I'll bite?
...or that you'll want me to?
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[ Pause. ]
I'm... not. I'm not afraid, it's just... you're a really nice woman, Miss Silk. Really pretty and fun... and I don't want to take advantage of you...
[ He clears his throat. ]
Hey, we're not talking about what I want, here! This is all about you! Leave my wants out of it!
[ Because the thought of her mouth that close sends shivers through him. Not in a bad way, either. ]
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[And if he could get it (which he can't) there's not a thing that he could ask that she wouldn't do. But it's irrelevant.]
What was that? I ...couldn't hear you. [She could, actually.] Did you say you wanted to take advantage of me? Or were you giving me permission to take advantage of you?
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[ He was all serious for that one moment, just that one. And then she spills the rest of her commentary and his sputtering can't even come to pass because he's choking on the air he just inhaled much too quickly. ]
[ It takes him a few moments to recover, but when he does, he says, perhaps a little too loudly-- ]
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU AND I... WOULDN'T RECOMMEND TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE YOU CAN DEFINITELY DO BETTER THAN ME, OKAY?
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[Mercurialmood is a go. So to ease the upset, she'll troll a little more.]
You don't? [Is that disappointment you hear?] Wouldn't recommend it. Hm. Would you put up a fight? Would I have to pin you down? Because you're just making it sound more interesting~
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