[twitter] and you write pop songs and get to travel round the world

[knowhowitfeels]

[+] unless teenagers count!
about 5 minutes ago from pinpoint

[+] this is why i don't have pets. you realize this is why.
about 5 minutes ago from pinpoint

[+] fort: invaded & destroyed by dogs :( :( :(
about 13 minutes ago from pinpoint

[+] fort: built
about 25 minutes ago from pinpoint

[+] puppy i love you too but not quite that much
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[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel they do.

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent for the sake of peace when i get home, i am just going to say "oh, well!"

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel trick is to train them.

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent do i hear the voice of experience, the wisdom of the ages, the sound of a man who doesn't have to live with any teenagers?

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel trade secrets.

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent i didn't know you were a priest

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel there is a joke about a confessional here

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent i've never done that, but there's still time.

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel /scandalized

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[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent well i've spent enough time on my knees in church, darling, really.

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent fuck i hope my da hasn't figured out twitter yet.

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel man i wonder if your dad's in the yellow pages

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent that is a bad idea.

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel for all I know your dad kills dragons for a living

[knowhowitfeels]

@rustyisexcellent he wishes.

[suicidemornings]

@professorvonkeel so who's the fort for?