Dianna is a Goddess

[knower]

I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you all know what a wonderful girlfriend Dianna is. Not only is she smart and funny, she is the hottest girl i have ever met. I just can't tell you how lucky I am to have such a great girlfriend. I am going to buy her a present as soon as I wake up tomorrow, because she is that wonderful.

That's really all I have to say except, once again, Dianna is the best girlfriend *EVER*.

And I love her way better than my car.