Saw this around the Internet somewhere, and it looked like fun!
Zombie Attack!
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have -
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
1. A machete. On a stick. Good for stabbing and hacking at a distance, and I don't have to worry about it running out of gas like my chainsaw! A gun might, like, be a good idea, but you're kinda screwed when you run out of bullets, you know?
2. I think...I dunno, either something thrash metal from the eighties or "One Song Glory" from Rent. That seems like a good song to fight for your life to, even if it's, um, about AIDS.
3. Oooh, okay, this is a tough one. Hmm. Can I say Batman? I bet Batman would be a good person to fight zombies with. Or maybe, like, Iron Man! Iron Man's about as close as I'd get to one of the Autobots picking from, uh, famous people, and if I really had to fight zombies, I'd want Optimus Prime and, like, Ironhide on my side. Ironhide wouldn't take any shit from a zombie hoarde, I bet.
Laserboy's doing good! Hasn't managed to burn down my room yet, anyway. And I'm pretty positive now that she doesn't just melt stuff, she shoots, like, lasers from her eyes. ...Which is, uh, what I suspected, yeah, but I didn't want to say until I was sure.
No luck training her yet, and I keep finding little holes in stuff. I'm trying to teach her to stay off the top of, like, my dressers and stuff first--I noticed the glass on Jimmy's tank where Laserboy likes to sit and watch him is getting kind of, uh, warped. So I figure if I can teach her not to sit up there, that'd be a pretty good start!
((Meme originally found
here. Lol, the Doctor got denied for Spock, haha.))