Just because some people need to laugh more...
Fresh from
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906 What would happen if the word "pants" were placed into Star Wars quotes?
Top 25 quotes:
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
Pull up! All pants pull up!
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.